WISH YOU WEREN’T HERE!
I. GUY WHO DOESN’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ON THE GONDOLA:
Yes, I’m acting like a dick with my hood up, goggles down, and earbuds in—but not because I have anything against tourists. It’s just that I know exactly what’s coming. “Are you from here?” you’ll ask. “How long have you lived here?” You’ll say how great it must be
