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    These dad jokes will make him cringe, but he'll like the wines

    by Michael Austin, Chicago Tribune Jun 11, 2018 3 minutes

    You want to make a dad happy on Father's Day? Give him a few gift options, but not too many, and make them easy for him to enjoy. Keep bringing them to him, steadily, reliably. Don't ask him what he wants - just deliver the things you think he will love, the wines you think he will love, and deliver them with a steady flow of dad jokes.

    You could start by reminding him of the time that you innocently asked, "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" and he said, "I don't

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