A Skier’s Must-Have: THE BIG DUMPS TI 5000 2
Big Dumps TI 50002 HolyShits.com MSRP: $199 Weight: Empty, 12 ounces; Full, 2-5 pounds
It’s taken all season but finally, the rope is about to drop, you are first in line,. What’s that ? you think. The coffee sludge and jalapeño bacon breakfast burrito you slammed needs somewhere to go. . Someone in the lift line asks what that smell is. You look around innocently, but you know that if you get on that chair, there will be an explosion. So you slowly retreat, mumble something incomprehensible to your friends, clinch tightly, and shimmy to the bathroom stall where you start doing the dance while removing your extra layers with all the other jamokes who are seriously MISSING IT.
