Surfer

Editor’s Note

“High performance” is kind of a loaded term, no? When used to describe something, those two words are supposed to mean “this works better,” but over the course of my 31 years on this earth I’ve become conditioned to just read them as “this is a scam.”

Think about the many contexts in which that term appears: high-performance oil is a go-to upsell at your local

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