LOW-VALUE FARTEN

The reality of the depressed fur market is upon us. Many items in the fur trade have become unwelcome and maybe even unwanted. So what about farten? Well let’s face it — the pelt isn’t very valuable in the first place. I personally am concerned that farten may reach a new low. If it gets any worse, far-ten won’t be worth a s***.

For those of you who may be in the dark about farten, let me elaborate. The farten was a Cold-War communist genetic