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    American Babe: A White Girl Problems Book
    American Babe: A White Girl Problems Book
    American Babe: A White Girl Problems Book
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    American Babe: A White Girl Problems Book

    Written by Babe Walker

    Narrated by Tavia Gilbert

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    About this audiobook

    Author of the New York Times bestseller White Girl Problems and Psychos, Babe Walker, faces her most daunting challenge yet—suburbia—in the third caustically witty White Girl Problems book.

    Babe Walker thought she had done it all. After all, she’s survived the highly exclusive social hierarchies of Bel Air, traipsed around Europe in true white-girl fashion, and left her mark on several of the best rehab facilities in the United States. But now Babe is about to enter a terrifying new world: Middle America.

    After a freak accident that was definitely not Babe’s fault, her estranged mother offers her the perfect escape from LA: an invite to her grandfather’s eightieth birthday party in Maryland, of all places. Babe’s journey throws her headlong into elementary school classrooms full of small, unfashionable people and pizza buffet restaurants that will haunt her nightmares and eventually back to Los Angeles, thank goodness. Tossed together with her cousins—basic preteen Cara and mature and preternaturally stylish Knox—Babe learns that connecting with someone on an intimate, familial level might be the most rewarding experience there is…

    Besides being thin, of course.

    Hysterical, unapologetic, and as unfiltered as ever, Babe Walker proves again to be the “urban socialite you love to hate” (Time), and she can only hope the population is ready for American Babe.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster Audio
    Release dateJun 28, 2016
    ISBN9781508224624
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    Babe Walker

    Babe Walker is a New York Times bestselling author, which is insane. She lives in Los Angeles. You can find her on Twitter @WhiteGrlProblem, Instagram @BabeWalker, and Facebook at Facebook.com/TheBabeWalker. She co-owns Swish (makers of White Girl Rosé and Babe Rosé With Bubbles) with the Fat Jew, also super insane.

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