Audiobook8 hours
Always a Bridesmaid (for Hire)
Written by Jen Glantz
Narrated by Jen Glantz
Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
()
About this audiobook
In the tradition of Sloane Crosley, Mindy Kaling, and Katie Heaney, a hilarious and insightful memoir about one New York City millennial’s journey to find herself, her dream career, and true love, all while juggling a truly unique job as the world’s only professional bridesmaid.
After moving to New York City in her mid-twenties to pursue her dream of writing—and not living on the “Upper East Side” of her parents’ house anymore—Jen Glantz looked forward to a future of happy hours and Sunday brunches with her besties.
What she got instead were a string of phone calls that began with, “Jen, I have something exciting to tell you!” and ended with, “I’d be honored if you would be my bridesmaid.” At first she was delighted, but it wasn’t long before she realized two things: all of her assets were tied up in bridesmaid dresses, and she herself was no closer to finding The One. She couldn't do much about the second thing (though her mother would beg to differ), but she could about the first.
One (slightly tipsy) night, Jen posted an ad on Craigslist advertising her services as a professional bridesmaid. When she woke up the next morning, it had gone viral. What began as a half-joke suddenly turned into a lifetime of adventure for Jen–and more insight into the meaning of love than she was getting from OKCupid—as she walked down the aisle at stranger after stranger’s wedding.
Fresh, funny, and surprisingly sweet, Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire) is an entertaining reminder that even if you don’t have everything together, you can still be a total boss—or, at the very least, a BFF to another girl in need.
After moving to New York City in her mid-twenties to pursue her dream of writing—and not living on the “Upper East Side” of her parents’ house anymore—Jen Glantz looked forward to a future of happy hours and Sunday brunches with her besties.
What she got instead were a string of phone calls that began with, “Jen, I have something exciting to tell you!” and ended with, “I’d be honored if you would be my bridesmaid.” At first she was delighted, but it wasn’t long before she realized two things: all of her assets were tied up in bridesmaid dresses, and she herself was no closer to finding The One. She couldn't do much about the second thing (though her mother would beg to differ), but she could about the first.
One (slightly tipsy) night, Jen posted an ad on Craigslist advertising her services as a professional bridesmaid. When she woke up the next morning, it had gone viral. What began as a half-joke suddenly turned into a lifetime of adventure for Jen–and more insight into the meaning of love than she was getting from OKCupid—as she walked down the aisle at stranger after stranger’s wedding.
Fresh, funny, and surprisingly sweet, Always a Bridesmaid (For Hire) is an entertaining reminder that even if you don’t have everything together, you can still be a total boss—or, at the very least, a BFF to another girl in need.
Author
Jen Glantz
Jen Glantz is the world’s first professional bridesmaid and founder of Bridesmaid for Hire. She’s the heartbeat behind the website The Things I Learned From and is the author of the bestselling All My Friends are Engaged. She can be found in New York City wearing old bridesmaid dresses to the grocery store, or two-handing slices of one-dollar pizza.
Related to Always a Bridesmaid (for Hire)
Related audiobooks
Baby Proof: A Novel Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Miseducation of Henry Cane Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Strong Female Character: What Movies Teach Us Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow to Be Married (to Melissa): A Hilarious Guide to a Happier, One-of-a-Kind Marriage Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5We'll Laugh About This (Someday): Essays on Taking Life a Smidge Too Seriously Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I Hate Everyone, Except You Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now: True Stories from Calabasas Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsOdd Girl Out: The Hidden Culture of Aggression in Girls Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cinderella Ate My Daughter Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Letters to My Daughters Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Tripping the Prom Queen: The Truth About Women and Rivalry Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Put a Ring on It: A Black Dog Bay Novel, Book 3 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything All at Once: A Fabulous Poetry Collection About Life at Secondary School Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHappily Ever After: The Life-Changing Power of a Grateful Heart Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Total Waste of Makeup Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fat Dad, Fat Kid Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Leap of Faith: Finding Love the Modern Way Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Having A Baby & Other Things I'm Bad At: short stories about living life with infertility Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYou're Not Special: A (Sort-of) Memoir Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I'm Not Ready for This: Everybody Just Calm Down and Give Me a Minute Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Southern Education of a Jersey Girl: Adventures in Life and Love in the Heart of Dixie Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bedside Manners Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Real Real Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Starter Wife Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Barbara the Slut and Other People Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mother Daughter Me Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Things We Didn't Talk About When I Was a Girl: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Gatekeepers Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Southern Beauty: Race, Ritual, and Memory in the Modern South Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Personal Memoirs For You
Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing: A Memoir Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I'm Glad My Mom Died Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Own It All: How to Stop Waiting for Change and Start Creating It. Because Your Life Belongs to You. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5All My Knotted-Up Life: A Memoir Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Night: New translation by Marion Wiesel Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Finding Me: A Memoir Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Woman in Me Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Yes Please Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Sure, I'll Join Your Cult: A Memoir of Mental Illness and the Quest to Belong Anywhere Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Good Girls Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I'll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pageboy: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Year of Magical Thinking Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5While Time Remains: A North Korean Girl's Search for Freedom in America Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Wishful Drinking Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Counting the Cost Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Roxane Gay & Everand Originals: My Year of Psychedelics: Lessons on Better Living Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Stolen Life: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Roxane Gay & Everand Originals: Built for This: The Quiet Strength of Powerlifting Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Beyond Belief: My Secret Life Inside Scientology and My Harrowing Escape Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love, Pamela: A Memoir of Prose, Poetry, and Truth Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love, Lucy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How to Stay Married Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Making It So: A Memoir Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Not My Father's Son: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5See You on the Way Down: Catch You on the Way Back Up! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Becoming Free Indeed: My Story of Disentangling Faith from Fear Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Writing into the Wound: Understanding trauma, truth, and language Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related categories
Reviews for Always a Bridesmaid (for Hire)
Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
0 ratings
0 ratings0 reviews