I Ain't Doin' It: Unfiltered Thoughts From a Sarcastic Southern Sweetheart
Written by Heather Land
Narrated by Heather Land
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About this audiobook
Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” Now, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist.
I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it!
Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin' It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.
Heather Land
Heather Land has made herself a household name thanks to her uniquely Southern wit, peppered with a dash of sassy sarcasm and a whole lot of seasoned truth. Blending humor with reality has endeared her to millions, but it is Heather’s ability to laugh at herself that makes her not only relatable, but downright lovable. Her stories and songs reach deep into the hearts of her audiences, reminding us of the many ways that real life can be really hard and really funny. Her ongoing series of “I Ain’t Doin’ It” videos has become a viral phenomenon with millions of views. Heather is the author of I Ain’t Doin’ It, the mom of two amazing children, and currently lives in Nashville, Tennessee.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Heather really evokes thoughts and laughter in this book. I LOVED listening to it in her own voice. Thank you for sharing your heart with us!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Loved this book - she tells her story like she is sitting in your living room having tea. I was surprised at this book because I mostly thought I would laugh, but also teared up at quite a few times while I listened to it. Loved the way she gives all the glory to God and is raw, honest, and real. I have already recommended it to my sister, who will love it.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5There were times I was almost crying from laughing so hard and others from the depths of what the author was sharing about what her struggles had taught her or even more important how she had learned to love Jesus through them. You may not agree with all of her humor but you can’t mess with this woman’s testimony!