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    A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
    A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
    A Pair of Nuts on the Throne
    Audiobook8 hours

    A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

    Written by Simon Haynes

    Narrated by Graeme Hague

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    Ahh, the Old Kingdom!
    Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.
    For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**
    Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.
    *Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.
    **Travel insurance not available.
    ***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row.
    A Pair of Nuts on the Throne is book three in the Robot vs Dragons trilogy. To maximise your enjoyment, this description is completely devoid of spoilers, or indeed, useful information of any kind.****
    ****Trust me, if you've read the first two books you know what you're getting, and if you haven't you're on the wrong product page.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthor's Republic
    Release dateJun 4, 2019
    ISBN9781982755577
    Author

    Simon Haynes

    Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.By day he's an author. By night he's also an author.He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting the letter U into words where -- in some parts of the world at least -- this simply isn't the done thing.As for his genre-spanning novels, they include epic fantasy (with robots), scifi comedy (also with robots), middle grade humour (featuring robots AND the wanton use of the letter U), as well as a series of historical mystery novels set in 1870's London. (No, of course there aren't robots in those. He's not completely out of his mind.)When he's not writing Simon is usually renovating his house, sim-racing online, using twitter (@spacejock), gardening, tweaking his book covers, pondering the meaning of the universe and reading, and if you think it's easy doing all that at the same time you should see what he can do with a mug of coffee, a banana and a large bag of salt.When he's not making outlandish claims he likes to count how many novels he's written, and how many genres he's written them in. (Lots and too many.)Finally, if you want to hear Simon reading one of his award-winning stories, you'll find an enticement to join his newsletter here: spacejock.com.au/ML.html

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