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    My Weird School #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!
    My Weird School #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!
    My Weird School #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!
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    My Weird School #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this eleventh book in the My Weird School series, something weird is going on! First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy!

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 6, 2009
    ISBN9780061973314
    My Weird School #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!
    Author

    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      It was not as good ás the others but it was a little good
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      Ha ha ha ha what the heck that is weird

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    My Weird School #11 - Dan Gutman

    1

    Never Kiss Your Mom in Public

    My name is A.J. and I hate school.

    Do you know which is the worst day of the week? If you ask me, it’s Monday. Because Monday is the start of five days of school in a row. That’s horrible!

    Tuesday and Wednesday aren’t so great either.

    Thursday is a pretty good day, because then we only have one day of school left before the weekend.

    Friday is really good, because that’s when the school week is over.

    But the best day of the week is Saturday. I play peewee football on Saturday, and we don’t have school again for two whole days.

    Too bad it was Monday morning. I was waiting in front of my house for the school bus with my mom.

    You be a good boy, A.J., my mom told me.

    I will.

    Don’t get into any trouble, A.J., my mom told me.

    I won’t.

    Remember to raise your hand when you want to talk, A.J., my mom told me.

    I will.

    Don’t shoot straw wrappers at the girls, A.J., my mom told me.

    I won’t.

    My mom told me about a million hundred other things I wasn’t allowed to do until I saw the yellow school bus coming around the corner.

    Mom, I promise not to have any fun at all, I said. Bye!

    The bus pulled up. Mrs. Kormel, the bus driver, pushed a button and made the little STOP sign pop out the side of the bus so the cars on the street will stop. We call it the magic STOP sign. That thing is cool.

    Give Mommy a kiss, A.J.

    No way I was going to kiss my mother in front of all the kids staring out the bus window. That’s the first rule of being a kid. Don’t ever kiss your mother when other kids are watching!

    Uh, I don’t want to be late for school, Mom.

    Give Mommy a kiss, A.J.

    That’s not gonna happen, Mom.

    Give Mommy a kiss, A.J.

    Over my dead body, Mom.

    Give Mommy a kiss, A.J.

    I will if you give me a hundred dollars, Mom, I said.

    My mother tried to wrap her arms around me, but I know

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