ItchyFootMum
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An experienced house-swapper, I was used to living in other people's houses. But this was an unusual proposal. Exchanging houses and the kids' school places with a family in France....
It was true I had 'itchy feet''. The idea of a family adventure - living a different life in a different place - had wriggled its way into my imagination a while back, and fidgeted around there restlessly.
OK, so this wouldn't be South East Asia, and it would be for only a month, but hey, why not?? It might calm the itching for a bit...... or would it?
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ItchyFootMum - Jasmine Harper
ItchyFootMum
Jasmine Harper
Whilst this book is based on actual events, all names have been altered to protect the privacy of those involved.
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ItchyFootMum © 2012
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CONTENTS
Chapter 1: Seasoned Swappers
Chapter 2: Let’s Do It!
Chapter 3: Bienvenue en Bretagne
Chapter 4 : Time for School
Chapter 5 : Settling In
Chapter 6: SuperWomen
Chapter 7: All Creatures Great and Small
Chapter 8: The Great Exploding Cheese Fiasco
Chapter 9: A Flea-Ridden Low
Chapter 10: So What Did Happen Next?
Chapter 11: La Vie Continue
Chapter 12: Vive la Différence
Chapter 13: Ca y est ! J’en ai marre !
Chapter 14 : La Vie Sociale
Chapter 15 : Not a Holiday (honest !)
Chapter 16: Friends and Neighbours
Chapter 17: Nearly Over
Chapter 18: Still Itchy??
Chapter 1: Seasoned Swappers
It would be fair to say we are very at home living in other people's houses. Seasoned swappers, you could call us. We have resided, slept, played, entertained and holidayed in over 20 houses belonging to other people over the past 8 years. In exchange, we have opened up our front door, our kitchen cupboards, our toy boxes and our garden to dozens of families who wanted a welcoming family house to use a base for exploring our local area of England.
With our latest house exchange, there was a twist in the tale. Our most adventurous swap yet, I took our 3 children to Brittany for a month, swapping houses as usual, but also swapping school places between our 3 anglophonic offspring and their 3 francophonic young girls.
Although not the most obvious holiday destination, where we live is very near to one of the most popular National Parks in England, so we don't have any shortage of offers from families wanting to swap houses with us. Just after returning from our Easter house swap holiday, our plans for this summer were on hold a bit due to potential job moves. Then into my InBox pinged another swap enquiry, beginning much like all the rest....Je suis a la recherche d'un échange de maison
...
But this one went on, in French: My dream is to bring my three girls to live in your house for one or two months so that they can go to your local school, and your children could go to their school round the corner from our house...I want them to learn to speak English as early as possible.....
Scanning the message with my usual filters - mostly searching for references to several bedrooms, big garden, good location, outdoor pool if I am feeling lucky - I stopped and re-read. And re-read. What this woman was proposing sounded a pretty unusual proposal. But surely completely unrealistic? What about work commitments?
It was true I had 'Itchy Feet'. A possible family re-location overseas a couple of months earlier ('ooh! that would be exciting!…..') didn't end up happening ('ah well, clearly wasn't meant to be.....ho hum…...') And the idea of a family adventure, living a different life in a different place, had wriggled its way into my imagination, and fidgeted around there restlessly.
Hovering over the Delete button, my mind fluttered with the possibilities and jittered with the practical realities. The Delete button didn't get pushed. I got on with my working day. By the time I had a child-free hour late that evening, my attitude had morphed from 'Completely Unrealistic' to 'Perfectly Possible'. This wasn’t South East Asia, and it would be for only a month, but hey, why not?? It might calm the itching for a bit……
When I summed up the proposition to Mon Mari (ie The Man in my Life) it was less a 'What do you think?' and more an 'Any objections?'. His reply was an encouraging grin, as I knew it would be. He would come to France with us for half-term week, and then come back to England for work, lodging with a local friend. I emailed a couple of lines to La Maman Francaise, bashed 'Send' and put my laptop and my spinning