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    Misquoted

    By Michael Holmes

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    Comedian Mike Holmes takes popular quotes, expressions and sayings and puts his own humorous spin on them.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMichael Holmes
    Release dateOct 19, 2012
    ISBN9781467552578
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