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    Piers Morgan is Running America
    Piers Morgan is Running America
    Piers Morgan is Running America
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    Piers Morgan is Running America

    By Paul Stevens

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    Well we have an odd situation here don't we? A British Anchor is telling Americans what to do! Read about it here...

    [Article - Humor - 1000 words]

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPaul Stevens
    Release dateDec 19, 2012
    ISBN9781301851560
    Piers Morgan is Running America
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    Paul Stevens

    There is a favorite line from my novella Dinner Party For Eight in which Angela asks Harry:“What do you think I am?”Harry considered this for a moment. What was she actually?“Well I suppose you are a very beautiful cook.”So if I have to answer the same question what am I actually? I would also need to consider this for a moment. I would like to say I’m an ex astronaut, have more degrees than a thermometer, have competed in the Tour de France without any EPO, surfed Teahupoo in Tahiti and emerged unscathed, sailed round the world, am an ace Alpine skier, am a member of Mensa, have a beauty queen wife and gorgeous kids, and started my own corporation which has listed on NASDAQ. I could go on but like Arnold Schwarzenegger I don’t want to boast.Well to be honest, I have gone some of the way towards all those things. I do have a letter from Wernher von Braun, I do have three degrees in Physics, I have flown in a jet plane (Emirates Air), I do cycle the mega steep hills here where I live but unfortunately can’t get EPO anywhere, I am a keen surfer who has almost managed to break his neck, I am an ocean going skipper and I did own my own yacht though if it was me I wouldn’t sail with me as captain, I do ski but you need to get out of the way, I do have a beautiful wife (though her agreeing to marry me has to be my biggest piece of luck ever) and two great kids, I do have my own software business but no stock exchanges alas and I would like to take the Mensa test but I’m pretty sure I would fail and then I wouldn’t be able to live with that so I would rather rationalize. I live in that sapphire city – Cape Town.

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      Piers Morgan is Running America - Paul Stevens

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      Yep. You read it here.

      Piers Morgan, a high flying Brit imported to the shores of the United States is now running America.

      From his platform as a CNN anchor he is gathering influence by the day and seems to have the US public mesmerized to a large extent.

      Just about the only dude he can’t seem to get his hands on is Jack Nicholson. But politicians of all shades and hues are lining up to be flayed by Piers as he lays out his views on how America Can Be Great Again. Along the way he is getting confused about his own identity. He now addresses America’s problems as Our problems or We must Tackle these Together, etc. But uneasy sits the power that occupies the throne. After all he is just a Brit talking down to the America public.

      He is also cunning enough to embrace issues that will appeal to specific segments of the CNN viewing public. In their cause

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