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    The Ultimate Survival Guide
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    The Ultimate Survival Guide

    By Dick Grizzly

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    About this ebook

    Survive the upcoming collapse of social order with advice and tips from self-taught survivalist Dick Grizzly.

    “Ever red-blooded ‘Merkan ‘l be a needin’ this book!”
    ~ surviv’list frum Texas wishin t’ remane ‘nonimous

    "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change." Charles Darwin

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherShoestring Ventures, LLC
    Release dateFeb 22, 2011
    ISBN9781452471549
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    The Ultimate Survival Guide
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    Dick Grizzly

    Dick Grizzly is a self-taught survivalist with years of experience. He owns his own green beret and is proud of the fact that all his training resulted from hard work, perseverance and trial & error. While he admits that he only has eight remaining fingers, he is happy to claim that two of them are thumbs. He is a rabid Glenn Beck fan. The rabies was the result of a training accident. This is his first attempt at writing a book and he admits that he’s never actually read one either. He faithfully dedicates his work to his former pet squirrel, Jasper, who gave his life in the service of his master. Jasper was a true friend. Jasper was yummy. Jasper made a nice warm hat for those cold winter nights. Jasper will be missed... except on those cold winter nights. Remember to try Dick Grizzly’s famous recipe for Buffalo Squirrel and look for the opening of Dick Grizzly’s new franchise coming soon, The Apocalypse Grill. Bring your own squirrel for a 10% discount!

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