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    My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry
    My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry
    My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry
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    My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry

    By Rose D'Andrea

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    Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the seat up? Have you ever run out of toilet paper and not been able to find the spare? Do you like taking long, warm baths? Have you ever talked to your rubber ducky? If so, then this book of poetry is for you. My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry is a collection of 26 clean poems about the bathroom. Starting with the poem entitled But This Isn’t, and ending with When You Really Go Camping, this little book will take you through several of life’s more interesting bathroom moments. Before too long you may be laughing and nodding in sympathy. Don’t worry, we did too.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRose D'Andrea
    Release dateFeb 1, 2014
    ISBN9781311459473
    My Ignored Hamper and Other Bathroom Poetry
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    Rose D'Andrea

    Rose D'Andrea is the eldest daughter of a mad scientist father and a word wrangling mother. Raised in a delightfully eccentric household she married an equally wonderful and eccentric man. She now spends her days drinking tea, blogging and coming up with stories and poetry for her next collection. She is also working on a couple novels, one of which is titled I Killed Them, Mama.

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