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    Yuck's Fantastic Football Match
    Yuck's Fantastic Football Match
    Yuck's Fantastic Football Match
    Ebook90 pages33 minutes

    Yuck's Fantastic Football Match

    By Matt and Dave and Nigel Baines

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    Get the giggles with Yuck! Two more horribly disgusting adventures from YUCK - the muckiest, yuckiest, naughtiest little boy EVER!

    YUCK'S FANTASTIC FOOTBALL MATCH

    Yuck's football team, the All Stars, have made it through the cup final. They just have to beat rivals, Hooray United and the trophy is theirs! But then Polly steals the All Stars secret weapon, Yuck's very smelly football boots, can the team win the final without them?

    YUCK'S CREEPY CRAWLIES

    Yuck's sister, Polly, just can't stop cheating when she and Yuck play games together. So Yuck enlists the help of his very special creepy crawly friends to help him teach Polly a yucky lesson she won't forget!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster UK
    Release dateNov 20, 2014
    ISBN9781471125225
    Yuck's Fantastic Football Match
    Author

    Matt and Dave

    Matthew Morgan and David Sinden codeveloped and wrote the Yuck stories. They’re lifelong friends who met at school sports day in elementary school and grew up in Kent, England. Matt and Dave both worked in children’s publishing before turning to fulltime writing.

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      Book preview

      Yuck's Fantastic Football Match - Matt and Dave

      Yuck and his friends were playing football in the park. Yuck dribbled the ball around a dog poo then passed it to Little Eric who volleyed it to Schoolie Julie who back-heeled it to Tom Bum who chipped it to Fartin Martin who scissor-kicked it to Tall Paul who headed it to Clip-Clop Chloe who chipped it to Ben Bong who booted it to Kate the Skate who crossed it to Megan the Mouth who ran towards goal...

      Frank the Tank was in goal. No one scores past me! he said waving his arms.

      Megan the Mouth hesitated, unsure which way he’d dive.

      Yuck raced up the pitch. Over here, Megan! he called.

      Megan the Mouth passed the ball to Yuck, and he did a POWER STRIKE, blasting it as hard as he could. As he shot, a cloud of stinky cheesy gas puffed from his football boot.

      Phwoargh! Frank the Tank said, smelling the pong. He covered his nose with his hands, and the ball shot straight past him blasting right through the net.

      Goal! everyone cheered.

      Nice shot, Yuck, Little Eric said. If we play as good as this next weekend, we’ll definitely win the cup.

      They were practising for next weekend’s Cup Final between Yuck’s All Stars and Hooray United. It was to be the biggest match of the year and Yuck was the All Star’s star player and captain.

      Frank the Tank wafted his hands to clear the stinky air. Hooray United don’t stand a chance against your stinky boots, Yuck!

      Yuck smiled. His football boots were mouldy and muddy and stank of toe cheese – and that’s just how he liked them. They were his lucky boots and had scored the winning goal in every game this season.

      Yuck saw the football rolling across the park from his POWER STRIKE. His sister, Polly Princess, and her friend, Juicy Lucy, were playing on the swings. He saw Polly dash to the ball and pick it up.

      Can we have it back, please? Yuck called, running over.

      Polly threw the ball into the duck pond. Oops, I seem to have dropped it, she said.

      Hey, that’s our team ball! Yuck told her.

      While Little Eric and Schoolie Julie ran to the pond to retrieve the ball, Yuck stood nose-to-nose with Polly. There was no need for that, he said to her.

      You and your silly football team are just a bunch of losers, Polly sneered.

      Little Eric and Schoolie Julie rushed over with the ball. They were wet and covered in pondweed.

      Did you have to do that, Polly? Schoolie Julie asked. We’re trying to practise.

      Polly eyed Schoolie Julie from head to toe and sniggered. Practising to be swamp monsters by the looks of it.

      Actually, we’re practising for the Cup Final, Little Eric said proudly.

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