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    Learn Welsh With Jokes
    Learn Welsh With Jokes
    Learn Welsh With Jokes
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    Learn Welsh With Jokes

    By Jeremy Taylor

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    About this ebook

    Learn Welsh With Jokes is a collection of 100 jokes in easy Welsh and is a great way for you to improve your ability to speak, read, and understand Welsh. So how does it work?

    Jokes: On each page you have a joke in Welsh. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don’t rely on puns.

    Vocabulary: If your Welsh is not great, you can read the vocabulary at the bottom before you start reading the joke.

    Translation: If you want to check your understanding, there’s an English translation on the following page.

    Cartoons: Some amusing cartoons will help set the joke in context.

    The book has proved very popular with thousands of people who have a basic knowledge of Welsh - give the sample a try and see what you think.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJeremy Taylor
    Release dateJun 13, 2015
    ISBN9781310982705
    Learn Welsh With Jokes
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    Jeremy Taylor

    I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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      Learn Welsh With Jokes - Jeremy Taylor

      Learn Welsh with Jokes 1

      Copyright 2019 by Jeremy Taylor

      Smashwords Edition

      Translation Rhodri Pearce

      Cartoons by Ilja Bereznickas

      http://languagelearningjokebooks.com

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. It may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      HOW TO USE THIS BOOK

      1. Os yw eich Cymraeg yn arbennig o dda.

      Rholiwch o gwmpas a chwerthwch ar y jôcs.

      2. If your Welsh is not bad.

      Use the vocabulary at the bottom of each page to help you understand the jokes, then roll around laughing.

      3. If your Welsh is lousy.

      Read the English versions of the jokes, then roll around laughing.

      (Pretending that you understood them in Welsh.)

      JT and RP 2019

      1.

      Athro: Ble mae Duw yn fyw?

      Bachgen: Rwy’n credu ei fod yn byw yn ein ystafell ymolchi.

      Athro: Pam ydych chi'n dweud hynny?

      Bachgen: Wel, pob bore mae fy nhad yn taro ar y drws ac yn dweud, Duw! A ydych yn dal i fod mewn ‘na?

      i taro - to bang/knock

      1.

      Teacher: Where does God live?

      Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

      Teacher: Why do you say that?

      Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

      2.

      Bachgen: Esgusodwch fi athro, a fyddech yn cosbi rhywun am rywbeth nad ydynt wedi gwneud?

      Athro: Na, wrth gwrs.

      Bachgen: Gwych, rwyf heb wneud fy ngwaith cartref.

      cosbi – to punish

      gwaith cartref - homework

      2.

      Boy : Excuse me teacher, would you punish someone for something they haven't done?

      Teacher : Of course not.

      Boy : Good, I haven't done my homework.

      3.

      Mam, gallai wisgo bronglwm nawr fy mod i’n un deg chwech?

      Na, Dafydd.

      bronglwm - a bra

      3.

      Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen?

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