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    Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump

    By Matthew Newell

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    About this ebook

    If you want to know if Donald Trump is rich, you just have to ask him. If you want to know *how* he became rich, you have to dig a little deeper.

    Matthew Newell, founder of the fictitious Newell Capital Venture Funds, writes an hilarious recount of some of the investments they made over the last three decades. A peer-to-peer music sharing platform, a Trump-branded diet, Ivanka’s social media site and a Y2K recovery service are all teed up for laughs.

    Did you know that breakfast (or “breaky”) is the best way to judge a person’s soul? Did you know that Trump profited from NAFTA through bail bonding? Or that Donald has some very specific ideas on the Civil War, which are shocking for any normal person but right on point for him? From 1987 to 2015, the discussion around and investment results from eight investments are detailed for your entertainment.

    “This is a frickin’ bigly funny book that no one had the balls to write except for Matthew.”
    - Donald

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMatthew Newell
    Release dateJul 28, 2015
    ISBN9781311750051
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    Trump Rules: The 8 Most Frickin’ Bigly Investments I Made with Donald Trump
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    Matthew Newell

    Matthew Newell is the "Innovation-er in Chief" at the fictional Newell Capital Venture Partners.

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