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    Pun-Unciate: An Imaginary Look at Our Spoken World
    Pun-Unciate: An Imaginary Look at Our Spoken World
    Pun-Unciate: An Imaginary Look at Our Spoken World
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    Pun-Unciate: An Imaginary Look at Our Spoken World

    By Heath Morrison

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    Pun-Unciate contains humorous and thought provoking single sentence, poetic and short story interpretations of words and phrases that we use everyday. Altered, enhanced or created images have been included to compliment specific word definitions.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublishereBookIt.com
    Release dateApr 26, 2016
    ISBN9781456601386
    Pun-Unciate: An Imaginary Look at Our Spoken World

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      Section One

      You are about to embark on an imagination filled journey into the depths of what we read, what is written and what we hear and say. This journey may be paused and then resumed another day. Sit back with your favorite drink close by and take a walk on the why old side. It can’t hurt to try.

      Gore-Techs

      They are the talented men and women who put the ooh that’s gross in our favorite horror movies.

      Sand-Witch

      A more tolerant society has given Hazel the freedom to move her potion and spell operations to a beach front resort. The daily divination sessions were an instant success!

      Afghan hound

      Not to be confused with a Bedspread boxer.

      Mayor-Aschino

      He has gained respect and admiration for his dedication to building and maintaining a community worth living in. No one can say his life as a public servant has been a bowl of cherries.

      Bay-Sick

      It’s not quite as bad as sea sick.

      Dope-A-Mean

      Happy pills for mentally and physically abusive people.

      Test-Tickles

      COUGH! ___O.K. one more time, ___ thank you, pull up your pants and wait over there. NEXT!

      Item-Eyes

      Leading psychologists have agreed that this new term is less offensive than shopaholic.

      Cleptoprin

      New from the makers of Leptoprin, helps thieves control the urge to steal.

      Cough-Fee

      This is one of the prices that many of us pay for exposing ourselves to dusty environments, inhaling the fumes from hazardous chemicals and smoking.

      Con-Stable

      This is also known as a jail or prison.

      Concentration Camp

      Professor Schmidt has always lacked common sense and could not understand why no one would join his renamed focus group.

      Con-Dumb

      This thankfully applies to those of us who lack the intelligence to swindle others.

      Amateurcrastinator

      He or she will most likely get a little more done than a procrastinator.

      Con Artist

      The warden has given Vincent Van Nogo permission to paint for one hour

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