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    My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy!
    My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy!
    My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy!
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    My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this fifth book in the laugh-out-loud My Weirdest School series, the students of Ella Mentry School are in for a surprise. Mr. Cooper is sick, and that means A.J. and the gang are getting a substitute teacher—crazy Miss Daisy! Now that she’s back, she’s weirder than ever. Instead of learning, she wants the kids to eat bonbons all day. And she thinks that germs are out to get her. Will third grade ever be normal again?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateJun 21, 2016
    ISBN9780062284341
    My Weirdest School #5: Miss Daisy Is Still Crazy!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      My Weirdest School #5 - Dan Gutman

      Dedication

      To Emily Stevenson

      —D.G.

      To Lisa, Cam, and Rosie

      —J.P.

      Contents

      Dedication

        1.   Toenails Don’t Have Brains

        2.   Guess Who

        3.   A Writing Lesson

        4.   Sound It Out

        5.   My Brain Explodes

        6.   Don’t Touch Anything!

        7.   Germ Warfare

        8.   You Can’t Be Too Careful

        9.   This Is an Emergency!

      10.   Feet Are Disgusting

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      About the Author and Illustrator

      Credits

      Copyright

      About the Publisher

      My name is A.J. and I hate germs.

      Germs are ugly and gross and mean. Germs should be against the law. The police should arrest germs and throw them in jail—little germ jails. That would teach them a lesson.

      When I walked into Mr. Cooper’s class the other day, all the girls were oohing and ahhing about something. I peeked to see what they were looking at. It turned out that Andrea Young—Little Miss I-Know-Everything—got a smartphone from her parents.

      Smartphones are cool! said Emily, Andrea’s crybaby friend.

      My mom said I can use it to look things up, Andrea told the girls.

      Why don’t you look up how to be less annoying? I told Andrea.

      Oh, snap! said my friend Ryan.

      Think of it, Andrea told me. I have all the information in the world right here in my hand, Arlo.

      Andrea calls me by my real name because she knows I don’t like it. She was a real smarty-pants even before she got a smartphone. Now she’s going to be an even smarter smarty-pants. Why can’t a truck full of smartphones fall on her head?*

      I put my backpack into my cubby and went to my seat. Then I looked around. Something was missing. What was it?

      Oh, yeah, I know. It was our teacher, Mr. Cooper!

      Where’s Mr. Cooper? asked Michael, who never ties his shoes.

      Where’s Mr. Cooper? asked Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time.

      Where’s Mr. Cooper? asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

      In case you were wondering, everybody was asking where Mr. Cooper was.

      That’s when our principal, Mr. Klutz, walked into the room. He has no hair at all. I mean none. He should get a hair transplant from a hairy guy who has plenty of hair to spare.

      Where’s Mr. Cooper? we all asked.

      Mr. Cooper isn’t feeling well today, Mr. Klutz

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