Whoogles: Can a Dog Make a Woman Pregnant - And Hundreds of Other Searches That Make You Ask "Who Would Google That?"
By Kendell Almerico and Tess Hottenroth
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There's strange and then there's Google strange. People turn to Google to ask the questions they don't dare ask anyone else. This collection of unbelievable Google searches reveals the bizarre, ill-informed, and sometimes sick nature of everyday people. Whether it's researching how to manually force poop out of their body or wondering if jail is really that bad, this book proves that the truth really is stranger than fiction.
Kendell Almerico
Kendall Almerico is the author of Whoogles.
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Whoogles - Kendell Almerico
Whoogles
Can a Dog Make a Woman Pregnant?
. . . and Hundreds of Other
Searches That Make You Ask
Who Would Google That?
Kendall Almerico and Tess Hottenroth
Copyright © 2010 by Kendall Almerico and Tess Hottenroth
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Contents
Introduction
About the Authors
Introduction
It all started out very innocently. I was doing research for a new book I’m writing and needed to find out why tax day was set on April 15. Yes, I know, it sounds like a scintillating topic for a book, inevitably destined to be a New York Times bestseller. So I did what every person on the planet with access to the Internet does. I opened my laptop, and went to my favorite search engine, that ultimate authority on everything in the world. No, I did not go to Wikipedia, I’m not that kind of girl. I went to Google to find the answer. As I started typing my inquiry, something unexpected happened. I had only typed the letters Why is t
when I noticed the box of results that the Gods of Google so thoughtfully displayed for me. At the very top of the results, staring at me from my glowing screen of profound knowledge, was this gem:
Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Huh?
My first thought was, how did this search result get on Google? Did someone actually wake up and find an Islamabadian corpse next to Rover on their Corinthian leather loveseat? And, if so, why was their first reaction to ask Google about the morbid discovery? Why not dial 911?
I called my business consultant and the funniest person I know, Kendall Almerico. After his initial misunderstanding of my conversation and his sage advice to quickly get together some large plastic bags, a hack saw, and some bleach, he too began to see the hilarity that resulted from even the most inane questions to the Gods of Google.
We spent the next several hours on the telephone, amazed at what many seemingly innocuous Google searches produced. Not only could we not stop laughing, but we sat with our mouths wide open in utter shock at the indisputable idiocy of a good number of Internet users. In order to show up in these searches, somebody must have actually typed these prizes into Google at some point. The