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    Drake's Harem
    Drake's Harem
    Drake's Harem
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    Drake's Harem

    By Ashley Bradley

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    Drake won't feed his hoes. How are they supposed to twerk on the d when they are deficient in vital nutrients? Aren't Canadians supposed to be nice? Maybe this rude behavior is coming from his black side.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAshley Bradley
    Release dateFeb 24, 2017
    ISBN9781386999393
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      Drake's Harem - Ashley Bradley

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      Ashley Bradley

      "What is with every cat person being mad extra talking bout their cats? Like they'll have a black cat, right? So they'll be talking about it like 'This is my charred dick, Harriet. She's a STUPID BITCH who lives in the trashcan, but I love her anyway!'."

      At me next time, Gretchen deadpanned, lounging on one of those vibrating massage chairs. She was cumming as she sat there but it was one of those lazy, limp cums, like when you're masturbating and trying to think of getting gangbanged by the sons of anarchy but Asian, but you can't concentrate because you don't remember if you cleaned the lint out of that thing in the dryer. Is it called a lint trap? What is that lint thing called?

      "Bitch, you gave your cat away, Meagan laughed, but inside she was dead. You a whole 'nother type of cat person. You a cat person in quotes. Fake ass cat bitch."

      "She had leukemia," Gretchen explained, like her cat was Taylor Swift. Like she couldn't have that leprosy-spreading demon in her house for one more second.

      Bitch, she was gon' die anyway, Carla butt in. Carla had a booty the size of an ottoman, and there's a cat on it, which was apropos for the conversation at hand. "Why you aint just wait for her to die? Who give

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