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    Drake's Harem: Field Trip II Payless
    Drake's Harem: Field Trip II Payless
    Drake's Harem: Field Trip II Payless
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    Drake's Harem: Field Trip II Payless

    By Ashley Bradley

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    Drakkar Nah kidnaps some new hoes for the harem and takes them to Payless to buy church shoes for Jewish church. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAshley Bradley
    Release dateFeb 24, 2017
    ISBN9781386779353
    Drake's Harem: Field Trip II Payless

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      Drake's Harem - Ashley Bradley

      Drake's Harem: Field Trip II Payless

      Ashley Bradley

      Drake's cheap ass decided to take the girls out shopping for church shoes. He wanted them all to go to Jewish church with him to meet his rabbi priest, Father Haim, and his Aunt Pam. None of the harem bitches were feeling too much like going to meet some dude with probably really egregious and questionable facial hair, but none to be found atop his head, or Drake's Aunt Pam, whom he told all the girls they were not allowed to look directly in the eyes. It was not like any of them were too much pressed to be looking some old, frumpy Canadian ho in the sad, dead eyes, but as soon as you're told not to do something, you what? Want to do it.

      Why we can't look this bitch in the eye? Detroitina asked Drake's assistant, a thirty-eight year old kindergarten teacher named Jason. Being Drake's assistant acted as his supplemental income, as his school paid him in Jolly Ranchers (hard kind, only yellow, all previously melted in the car and re-hardened in a weird way), and low-sodium Saltine crackers. They might as well not even be called Saltine. Saltless more like smh. (sigh)

      Detroitina and Meagan were the only ones left from the first book. The other hoes either died, or escaped to other harems. Gretchen escaped to be a part of Corey Feldman's Angel Squad. No one even knew he accepted blacks, but ol' girl told Corey she was an illegitimate lovechild of Michael Jackson. Corey was like me too, and got really excited about the thought of not only fucking a hole constructed from

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