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    They Hump Horses, Don't They?
    They Hump Horses, Don't They?
    They Hump Horses, Don't They?
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    They Hump Horses, Don't They?

    By Ashley Bradley

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    A man who contracted the HIV/AIDS virus from a horse goes on a road trip with his two best guy friends to confront the horse, and ask him wtf. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAshley Bradley
    Release dateSep 26, 2017
    ISBN9781386846161
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      They Hump Horses, Don't They? - Ashley Bradley

      They Hump Horses, Don’t They?

      Ashley Bradley

      Mike had to pee but he was afraid to get up. He had just gotten a new job at a non-profit that worked to raise money for Adult Male Virgins Awareness. He felt it was too soon for him to just be getting up in the middle of a meeting and walking out to take piss out of his dick. He was still in the probationary period. They had not mentioned there was a probationary period, but even if they don’t say, there’s one. It’s happening. Plus, Mike was black. Even if he worked somewhere for twenty-hundred years, he’d be on probationary period the whole time. And he wasn’t cool black. He never went to a barbershop and pretended to know why football wasn’t the live gay orgy it seemed like it was intended to be. He was an uncool black. He went to the Crayola Factory and cried when they denied him admission because he only had Rose-Art money. So Mike wasn’t getting away with anything. If he got up in the middle of this meeting where this fat Asian named Hannibal was crying about how he tried to fuck his mom’s couch but his dick got caught because it was a pull-out, he would be condemned eternally to hell. Do you think Satan roasts you in hell if you’re a twenty-eight year old male virgin? But who’s fucking Satan? He’s like…all gonorrhea. His whole body.

      A dude who had earlier introduced himself as Dark underscore Mark raised his hand and he was smirking and you could tell he was about to flame Hannibal. If Hannibal was Japanese, maybe it would be frowned upon. Flaming him and all. But he was Chinese. You could tell. So no one even tried to stop Dark_Mark. They just let him do it. Could you go to hell for being a bystander to a violent crime? Does Satan know you suffer from hemorrhoids as soon as you touch down, or does he need to read your file first? Also, will he flame you if he finds out you got hemorrhoids not from rough, anal sex, but from pushing too hard every time you poop? Will he flame you if he finds out you only ever produced rabbit poops and you spent the majority of

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