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An asteroid obliterates Earthkind except for a single human named Cluk who time-travels 60 million years to a future-Earth in order to repopulate it, only to discover the planet re-civilized by kartaahs, a new species … A MESSENGER from GASBAG visits Earth from millions of light years distant, but has forgotten the message … Cluk learns recreational grating, probing, and crack-crawling … Kartaahs climb down, into brains … All this in language that is "a bit off". In 1/f2 noiz, Zhizham texts, emails, ootubes, and tweets us in a nonstop racket of malapropisms, irony, and hyperbata. Prepare to have both nose and leg pulled out of joint, tongue and ear twisted, and brain fart.
Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes has been teaching Literature and Composition for 30 years. The interest which informs his work involves identity in relation to the environment. As Hughes says, words, also, make up much of our environment, as do our own actions. The creating of worded works effects (not affects) our environmental identity. Indeed (Hughes notes) McLuhan makes the point that our environment remains for the most part invisible and inaccessible. Hughes tries to make it audible. This effort to investigate and embody identity itself frequently expresses itself in humour and whimsy, but is no less sincere for that. For more about Robert Hughes, visit bodywisdom.press.
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1/f2 noiz
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Zippidee Doo Dah.
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Kartaahporn | full touch-know spectrum | 1000s of strata | all ages | enter
Clothed Sex 1,885 touch- knows
23 words
vivace
Vʊ-Sʊ-Fʊ!
Do not follow directions.
snap!
The kōăn of B’Bong
zzzz snap!
Here is the monotonal intellectual answer:
But, we are not monotonal
I’m not a person!
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As meaningless as brain waves ...
Why is Harry bald?
bzz sn C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\lightning spark.jpg ap!
You are not connected to the Internet
Switch on your wireless
Restart router
ah-ah-ah-choo! ... and so the galaxy sneezed
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\phone.jpgHello. You’ve reached Emergency Services. Please stay on the line to keep your position in priority sequence. C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\two notes.jpg ♪ ♪
An asteroid obliterates Earthkind except for one human who time-travels 60 million years to the future-planet now re-civilized by a new species ... Everyone raps with three voices each ... A messenger visits Earth from millions of light years distant, but has forgotten the message ... Climbers climb down, into brains ... Go grating, probing, and crack-crawling ... All this in language that is a bit off
. In 1/f2 noiz, Zhizham texts, emails, ootubes, and tweets us in a nonstop racket of malapropisms, irony, and hyperbata. Prepare to have both nose and leg pulled out of joint, tongue and ear twisted, and brain fart.
How do I FEEL? ... Do you mean in the copular sense?
A farm a sea a mill a tree
a lawn dairy
The survivalist’s w-WOW-w!
Everything you’ll ever
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High Art – Low Art
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\g-bssh.jpgBubble
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Great for doodling in
Buzz From the Underground
Can is snot in my vocabulary.
It’ snot that 2 + 2 can equal 4.
2 + 2 = 4 the moment.
13SER1797270502―489m deep Carlsbad C. *
* Editor: Though number-monikers have replaced letter-names, in the chaotic retreat to underground refuges during the asteroid’s impact winter, some old-style dubs remain. Google #’s for locations.
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It starts before it stops and fasters, slows off, then even fasters until keep up!
31UCS9679951417―240m underground
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Escape from the Planet of the Apes meets Fantastic Voyage without any of the suspense or character. Zizam’s Brown Noise is a fart on the heap of pulp crapola. Snide irreligious full-of-it pretentious gas-flap. Avoid a void.
500m deep ―Raggejavreraige
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For 54.77 orbits squared (or is that squared orbits?) the Bible Bluhbl ... Now the Bubble pop Bubble pop ... My OCD’s bean bin been hung-up over a loo mist since reading this whatever.
16QBH1117460887―60m
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As meaningless as brain waves. You get the point before a second look sees it.
11UMT7852678571―384m
the best makətə of wow-wow-wow!
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certified: genderfree
You think I have mental problems? ...
No no no no, my brain problems are real.
Warning to Readers – Do not get the sound into eyes. Contains asyntagmata nervosa, copious diaeresis, aphaeresis-apocope, neologistic irritosa, asyndeton, aposiopesis, diluted litotes, excessive thinging. If in eyes, dry heaves might be induced.
1/f ² nɔɪz
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by
Ʒiʒam
Best read half-aloud, naked, gesturing to the riddims. This is mimetic & kinesthetic & Ʒiʒam strongly more suggests.
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Bst red hafalaʊd, nākit, jeschriŋ wə riddims. Folō & lisen 2t’iz bodē tawk how Ʒiʒam māks-it
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Bes treadhal faloud, nakedge, sturing tōt heriddi. Msth siz mimět ikan kiněs thetikan Ʒiʒams trong lēmorsug jests.
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\eye and ear.jpg fi gu ri tout
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\recycle.jpgRetreat. Rechew. Regurgitate.
A brown product. Made without verburage.
Color-drained. No gratuitous interest added.
Published 2018
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all rights reserved
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Copyright © 2014 by Robert Hughes
ISBN 978-0-9938059-0-5
Makete House Publishing
www.bodywisdom.press
email: pogonipmyn@outlook.com
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Ʒiʒam z wordspert, sound-texturist, placental mammal, kartaah-wanna-or-not
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There are no spelling or grammar errors in this text.
Foreword
1/f² is the formula for the noise produced by random molecular motion (observed by Robert Brown), now known as Brownian Noise or Random Walk.
The word kartaah relates to कर्ता ‘do’ ‘doer’, derived from Hindi. Kartaah is a term of respect here, indeed of recommendation, if, well ... it’s like recommending space & matter. Kartaah does whether in human or whatever other form.
Thə lettərs ʒ (named ezh) ənd ə (schwa) are commən Cənadiən ənd Əmericən sounds in caʒuəl convərsatəon, on televiʒən, evən in our leiʒərely cəmmunəcatəons. Bənanəs!
1/f² noiz is not a novel, play, or poem. Ʒiʒam calls this a makətə (mahkehteh), from the word make. (like the Greek poem.)
That’s all the background needed to follow 1/f² noiz.
O.K. Now. Here. This is where it begins. Take a breath, and ...
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This means read this part fast
Harry is bald
Harry is bald because C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\pop2.jpg
(release sucked finger)
Make that sound now C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\pop.jpg
That’s why.
And Harry brings ...
searching C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg searching C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg
jump ...
Harry weighs 82.5 kilos
✓ is 3'
✓ and wears a fuzzy green unisex bodysuit
... jump
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Tired of mating? ... TRY grating
There’s nothing like getting a good itch fixed!
grateamate.com
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Harry brings words from Outer Space to Earth but
Harry can’t remember them.
Actually, Harry’s deep-space-thought-interface-transmission-software is malfunctioning. If you listen you can hear Ʒ. That’s zh. That’s Harry’s brain
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\zhizham on vibrate.jpgon vibrate.
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Dbr_f @Vebret I’ve read it. It’s not an outer space story. #bookclub ......
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smpl Kill all the bullies. #peace .... poly@Dbr_f It’s repetitive. #bookclub
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\gasbag figured2.jpgexists in intergalactic space 4,000,000 light-years north-north-west from Earth. Gasbag is undetectable telescopically, radiologically, or olfactorily, being a dark-matter trans-entity. Harry has been transmitted here to Earth to ... C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg searching C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg Harry’s temporarily not receiving. Try back later.
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\no pandering.jpgA sticky screen reminder note
Scene Selection – A Week at the End – Blogging from Space – Kartaah Sapiens Sapiens – Four Billion Years Before – Kartaah Do – Klukkers (& the Adju...) – A Love Story – Hero Story – Kluk Attack – Crazy Tom wanders the Brain Grounds – Harry’s Message – The Grand Unified Theory
A Week at the End of the World
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Monday September bl-blah, 20xxx Today’s Weather
in the News Guaranteed C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\click2.jpg
GOP & Democrats dead locked in House
Democrats & GOP locked dead in House
GOP & Democrats dread locked in House
Banks Up Profits 80% over 3rd Quarter
Democrats dreadlock GOP in House
Heart Suffers Runner Attack During Marathon
GOP lock dreaded House Democrats in
Southern Hemisphere Strikes Rogue Asteroid
Get Relief Now
Constipation Buster
Roadkill Produces Traffic Jam
see video here
At the Weak End of the World
Tuesday September bl-blah, 20xxx Today’s Weather
in the News Guaranteed C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\click2.jpg
G20 Protests Contest G20 Detests Attests Protest
Below Equator Ground Ash Clouds Flights
Toxic Toys Recalled Toysorus
G20 Protests G20 Detests Protest Attests G20
Police Horse Rides Street, Car Traffic Stalls
Ash Clouds Ground Flights Below Equator
Police Horse Rides Street Car, Traffic Stalls
Gas Blaster
Once a Day
Plug it Away
Royal Sex Tapes Leak Issue
Royal Sex Issue Leaks Tape
see video here
A World at the End of the Weak
wednesday September bl-blah, 20xxx Today’s Weather
in the News Guaranteed C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\noclick.jpg
Banks Warn Populace to Increase Savings
Air Ash Travel Ban Worldwide
Scientists Inseminate Global Climactic Eruption Alert
Toddler Twerking Beauty Pageant Hullabaloo
Global Scientists Disseminate Climatic Disruption Alerts
Wide Ash Bans World Air Travel
Out-of-Control Itch?
Buy Ta-Ta Tickle
Holy Monkeys Run Amok, Bat Man
Holy Monkeys Bat Man, Run Amok
see video here
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A Wend of the World’s Eek
Thursday October bl-blah, 20xxx Today’s Weather
in the News Yikes!
Gloom Spreads Blizzards of Lightning
Blackouts Explunge Eurasias, Americas
Food Lines and Oil Shortages Threatened by Storms
Storm Lines Threat Oil Shortages and End Food
Use Fresh
Flakes for
Fungus Feet
Obese Striptease at White House Gala
Flabbergasts Black Tie Audience
see video here
Attend the Tweek of the World
friday October bl-blah, 20xxx Weather Kaput
in the News Permanently
Tsunamis Overwhelm NYC, London, Shanghai
Landslides Devastate Mountain States
Vast Slides Demountainate Land States
Gales Force Millions of Hundreds into Shelter
Sexting Spreads Rapidly Among Under-16s
Indigestion?
Stop eating
forever. It’s just
a Squirt away.
Cat Swims to Safety Across Flood
see video here
End of World Letter in a Bottle
+ twitter + radio + phone chat +
Andante
Three years ago, a massive asteroid, a
C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\rogue.jpgasteroid scorched the cold Antarctic sky. Explosions cracked and shattered layer upon layer of air as its fiery arc traced northwards over the Pacific Ocean towards South America. With a final superheated shriek the KT Why shouldn’t royals have a good sex life like anybody else? #pblksex .... asteroid slammed into the Andes, tearing laterally through one of the continent’s supervolcanoes. The impact blast raised a column of dust and ash into the stratosphere. Plate tectonics around the Vebret@zhizham Who’s Harry? What’s with best read halfaloud yada ...
wtf? world were shocked by the collision, producing devastating earthquakes and tsunamis. Satellites registered that Earth’s rotation upon its axis measurably slowed. Heat and sulphuric dust combined high in the atmosphere, spawning outbreak after pNda3 I ♥ cats. Glad its safe.... Utrn@poly U kn read it forwards, backwards outbreak of cyclonic superstorms that have annihilated cities and obliterated agriculture around the world. The planet has entered into permanent winter. There is no growth, no harvest, no respite & start any place. like! #bookclub ..... str8 Green teapots must b observable from eruptions, fumes, and windstorms. Scientists classify this anExtinction Event equal to that which terminated the Permian geologic period. Populations have plummeted, gutted by wtf or? .... 0M66 Jump! .... Vebret @zhizham U R nuts, Goober. U have mental starvation, disease, exposure, fire, catastrophic floods and gales. Mob frenzy, violence, panic and despair kills tens of thousands more. Three years, and the residual heat from the asteroid impact has parboiled Earth’s oceans and incinerated its continents. The health problems .... G2v_4@zhizham Z there a story? Who are the characters? few of us who remain hide deep underground. Above is nothing but soot-scudded rusty skies, and air thick with hot dry slag. Zhizham@ Vebret Obscuracy a pre-vertebrate pre-fish roots tongue touch in None of us have long to survive. ...... Zhizham@ Vebret No no no no no no. No, my brain problems R real .......
For no one and reason, I jot here some few scant events which have marked the timeline of this the terminus of our human & ...
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