Aren't the Emperor's New Clothes Grand
By Phil Fishman
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A satirical critique of President Donald Trump comparing him to the Emperor in the tale by Hans Christian Andersen. Pointing out that his words and deeds echo those of previous and current dictators, make him, in the author's opinion a threat to our Constitution and Republic.
Phil Fishman
I have been fascinated by science since age five or six, when I got a telescope for a birthday. At that point I was going to be an astronomer, but that changed when I got my first chemistry set at about ten. B.A. Chemistry Indiana University 1961. First lieutenant Army Chemical Corps 1963. Last assignment - Executive officer technical intelligence detachment. Retired in late 2002 after a successful career with a number of chemical companies including one that I started and a second that I co-founded in 1974 for recycling and disposal of waste chemicals. After retirement became a consultant and then a teacher. Now in my fourth career as a writer. My first book was a memoir of a brief teaching career that I began when I was 66. Title is "Teacher's Gotta Dance". Second book was a rebuttal to Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth", titled "A Really Inconvenient Truth-The Case Against the Theory of Anthropogenic Global Warming". Third book was a novel, titled "Secession- A Republic Reborn". Here is a link to an interview: http://thepolitistick.com/could-states-start-seceding-from-the-union-this-author/ My latest book, available in paperback as well as audiobook is a satirical critique of President Trump, titled, Aren’t the Emperor’s New Clothes Grand.
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Aren't the Emperor's New Clothes Grand - Phil Fishman
Table of Contents
FOREWORD ................................................................ v
Introduction .........................................................vi
Part I The Man .......................................................9 Chapter 1 Military ...............................................................11 Chapter 2 Leadership ......................................................... 13 Chapter 3 Businessman...................................................... 16 Chapter 4 Inferiority Complex ........................................... 25 Chapter 5 Charity ...............................................................29 Chapter 6 Racism ...............................................................36
Part II Promises .............................................39
Chapter 7 Promises, promises............................................ 41 Chapter 8 Hillary................................................................47 Chapter 9 Taxes..................................................................49 Chapter 10 Immigration..................................................... 51 Chapter 11 Climate Change and Global Warming ............. 54 Chapter 12 The Wall ........................................................... 56 Chapter 13 Obama Care .....................................................58 Chapter 14 Drain the Swamp ............................................. 59
Part III Lies & Contradictions...........................65 Chapter 15 Little lies .......................................................... 67 Chapter 16 The Election..................................................... 73 Chapter 17 Russian Collusion .............................................75 Chapter 18 Self-funding......................................................77 Chapter 19 Ted Cruz .......................................................... 79 Chapter 20 Fake News.......................................................80 Chapter 21 1984 ................................................................. 83
Conclusion ......................................................105
Foreword
I WAS HONORED AND DELIGHTED when Phil Fishman asked me to provide the foreword to his book. His book and title perfectly characterize the Trump Cult and their love of fake news. He refers to a type of mass hypnosis to explain the phenomena; and as conspiratorial as it sounds, I’m not sure that there is any other rational explanation.
It’s like waking up and finding that our country has fallen down a very deep rabbit hole. Many of us would never have guessed where this media-driven culture would eventually take us, but here we are – a nation being led by the buffoonish whims of a reality TV host. The Republican Party’s reputation and relevance are on the line, as they’ve trusted Donald Trump – the same man whose brand has failed over and over, whether with vodka or casinos – to be the new brand of the GOP.
Fishman’s latest effort dares to step out of the crowd of sycophants and declare, The orange emperor is naked, guys!
Before we throw a Trump Hotel robe over this squeamish period in our history, allow Fishman to take you step-by-step through who Trump is, and how the nation became his latest acquisition.
Susan Wright
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Introduction
IN HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN’S tale, The Emperor’s New Clothes, two unscrupulous tailors appeal to the emperor’s vanity by offering to make him a suit of clothes that would be woven of such fine fiber that it would be invisible to all those who were unworthy of seeing it. (And, I guess so light in weight that the wearer would not be able to feel it.) When the proud emperor paraded out in his birthday suit; his subjects exclaimed how grand the emperor’s new clothes were. All except a young child who stated the obvious.
The tone of the story suggests that the people were not deceived; but only went along with the ruse. What is not clear is if Trump’s followers are likewise undeceived at his obvious equivocating, and are consciously apologizing for him; or if they have somehow succumbed to a type of mass hypnosis.
It may be akin to mass hysteria, which is well understood. When someone shouts Fire
in a theater; whether true or not, otherwise rational people, almost spontaneously, begin to act irrationally. Typically, many more people are injured and killed than if people evacuated the premises in an orderly manner.
A book written by a German psychiatrist in 19331 is eerily prescient of what appears to be going on today with respect to Trump’s cult. Trump stated during the campaign that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose any support. From the many comments that I saw on FaceBook, it appears that he was right. Instead of outrage among his followers that he was in essence referring to them as lemmings; most of them thought it was funny. One suggested that he shoot Hillary Clinton, and another thought it would be a good idea to shoot a number of Democrats as well as RINOS (the acronym for Republicans in name only).
What could possibly account for this phenomena? What could explain large numbers of people being so fed up with the corruption, lying, and broken promises in Washington that they would elect someone whose personal resume reads like a primer in deceit?
In the fore mentioned book by Wilhelm Reich he refers to the little man
, who feels so subjugated by the establishment that he wants to rebel; but ironically is drawn to the authoritarian who promises to reform the system, or in Trump’s language, drain the swamp
.
Part I The Man
Chapter 1 Military
DONALD TRUMP LOVES the military. He attended military prep school and probably fancied himself a general. In April 2016, during a Meet the Press interview when he was asked about his qualifications to be Commander-in-Chief, he responded, I will be so good at the military, your head will spin.
Another time during the campaign, he actually said that he knew more than the generals about ISIS. Now, ironically, he is Commander in Chief over all the generals. Surely, he would love a uniform bedecked with all the medals he never earned as a consequence of dodging the draft. OK, four of those deferments were legitimate college deferments; but the deferment that got him off permanently was the diagnosis of bone spurs in his feet. That sounds awfully serious. Can you imagine a soldier with bone spurs able to function? But, over the years, the bone spurs must have miraculously healed; because at the age of seventy, he often plays tennis and golf.
Trump’s love of the military reveals itself in several ways; he really loves veterans so long as they are not homeless and loitering in front of Trump Tower. Perhaps, they were just hoping to get a job from the great Employer; but if that’s the case, why didn’t they just wheel in and ask for a job interview? One can only imagine what his response would have been, given what he wrote back in 1991, reported by Red State:
While disabled veterans should be given every opportunity to earn a living, is it fair to do so to the detriment of the city as a whole or its tax paying citizens and businesses? Do we allow Fifth Ave., one of the world’s finest and most luxurious shopping districts, to be turned into an outdoor flea market, clogging and seriously downgrading the area?
And then the following letter to Mayor Bloomberg in 2004.
Whether they are veterans or not, [they] should not be allowed to sell on this most important and prestigious shopping street. The image of New York City will suffer. I hope you can stop this very deplorable situation before it is too late.
Trump also has a problem with POWs, given his disparaging words about Senator John McCain. According to our fearless leader; you shouldn’t allow yourself to be captured. Go down fighting; but never surrender. Or, just don’t put yourself in a situation, where you might be captured. Trump sure had that one figured out.
Chapter 2 Leadership
TYING INTO THE PREVIOUS chapter, Trump sees himself as a leader of men (and women). Unfortunately, he apparently often confuses the difference between leadership of a nation and the position of a boss in the business world. While both types of leaders have goals that they want their subordinates to accomplish, the methods a boss uses to achieve those goals determine if he is also a leader. A leader leads by inspiring his team, setting examples and developing similar goals for them. He leads by example, and Trump’s examples only draw more good people on his team into a growing net of despicable behaviors.
A leader abides by President Harry S. Truman’s famous bromide, The buck stops here.
, and uses I, instead of you or they when there is a screw-up. When something is done well, he never takes personal credit; and is more likely to use the word you or we. The subordinates’ view of their boss tells the story. If it is one of respect and trust; then the boss is a leader. If on the other hand; it is one of fear and distrust, the boss is only a boss who may wonder