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    A Christmas Carcassing

    By Corwyn Matthew

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    About this ebook

    Shawn and Marvin want what any teenage boys want: dank weed, fresh PS4 games, and the occasional lady-parts to brush up against after class. But this Christmas season someone screwed the pooch on checking their lists and delivered all the right parts to all the wrong places.

    When two entirely toasted young gamers find themselves up to their blunts in bodies and Christmas gore, the smart money’s on cleaning up the melee and conspicuously going about their day. Stumbling through their winter break, smoking away all their bloody troubles, these two baked beans have no choice but to grin and bear the morbid reality they find themselves in and hope they make it to Christmas morning without looking at a lifelong sentence wrapped in a maximum-security ward.

    So, slip into your galoshes and weather wary attire! This holiday season is going to leave you sopping in reds and buried in greens!

    Smoke, dispose, retreat, repeat!

    A Christmas Carcassing is brutalizing a small town near you!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCorwyn Matthew
    Release dateDec 13, 2018
    ISBN9780463126110
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    A Christmas Carcassing
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    Corwyn Matthew

    A construct of tales untold, Corwyn Matthew is not a man, but a vessel hosting an abyssal entity that feeds on wonderment and imagination. This formless being inhabiting the skin of an average Joe channels creativity through the pecking of keys to bring structure to dreams. Desperate for a world where art conquers greed, the Construct thrives on bold concepts, hard work, and sugary snacks. Please refrain from feeding the Construct, however, for it is weak of will and easily swayed. Author of the contemporary zombie fantasy, Blood Magik: A Cold Day in Hell (Book One), and the morbid stoner comedy, A Christmas Carcassing (available now on BloodMagik.com)

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