Teacher/Pizza Guy
By Jeff Kass
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About this ebook
The timing of this book is beyond relevant. As a public high school teacher in America, Kass’s situation is not uncommon. In September 2018, Time published an article detailing how many public school teachers across the country and in a variety of environments work multiple jobs to help make ends meet. Teacher/Pizza Guy chronicles Kass’s experience of teaching, directing, feeding people, and treading the delicate balance of holding himself accountable to his wife and kids, his students, his customers, and his own mental and physical health while working three jobs in contemporary America. The journey of that year was draining, at times daunting, at times satisfying, but always surprising. Many of the ideas for these poems were initially scribbled onto the backs of pizza receipts or scratched out during precious free moments amidst the chaos of the school day. A driving force behind the book is Philip Levine’s poem "What Work Is," which Kass believes attempts to examine not only the dignity and complexity of what we think physical, tangible work is but also the exhausting, albeit sometimes fulfilling nature of emotional work.
Teacher/Pizza Guy is a funny and relatable collection for readers, thinkers, educators, and pizza lovers everywhere.
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Advance praise for Teacher/Pizza Guy
I never really cared for poetry, but I truly loved Kass’s work. He speaks to all of our insecurities and vulnerabilities, giving a voice to what we want to say but rarely do. Yes, teachers are struggling to get by financially, and it’s a shame that education is not being made a higher priority in our society. Thank you, Jeff, for opening the door to this conversation in a creative and enriching way.
—David Hecker, president of AFT Michigan
After twenty-plus years of teaching, I can say that these poems capture more of a teacher’s life than any news story, assigned manual, or documentary account ever could. To read them is to experience the inspiring, infuriating, hilarious, tedious, and quietly glorious lives lived by one teacher residing in the twenty-first century as a fully realized and flawed human being. They will speak to your heart and mind regardless of which side of the big desk you’ve ever been on.
—Sean Sabo, teacher, Ann Arbor, Michigan
"Kass’s hip-hop poetic style illuminates the gritty yet inspiring realities of teaching today’s youth, while at the same time working a second job to make ends meet. Teacher/Pizza Guy will resonate with those who have ever strived to make a difference, no matter with kids by day, pizzas at night, or both. Kass is a distinctive poet with insight and compassion who ultimately ‘chooses bliss.’"
—Don Packard, English department chairperson, Ann Arbor Pioneer High School
Here we have poems of labor, wages, busted knees, and the miracles of bodies at all. Forged out of economic precarity and the ways that such uncertainty shapes a life (its breaths, hours, delights, resistance), Kass’s poems strain toward what is broken, depleted, or overlooked, and find song there. These are not songs of repair, but songs that praise and document some of the effortful lasting, and attempts to last, of Kass’s most beloved subjects. In this way these poems carry the intimacy and goodbye of an elegy, the attentiveness of the ode, and the urgency of the protest cry.
—Aracelis Girmay, author of The Black Maria
What a beautiful and moving and funny and un-heroic and angry and tender and honest book of poems about labor, aging, love, and, as Kass says, finding ‘meaning in every ice patch on the sidewalk.’ This book’s heart is enormous. I love it.
—Ross Gay, author of Catalog of Unabashed Gratitude and The Book of Delights
"Jeff Kass affirms the dignity and heartbreak of the working person with funny and deeply human turns and terms. A master storyteller, Kass reminds us in Teacher/Pizza Guy of the elasticity and liminality we negotiate in our relationships between teacher and student, working and working poor, life and death. Kass is in the middle of the country, a humble Hercules, trying to pull it all together with grace, beauty, and a touching humility. He will make you cry and laugh and remember to hold your head high and hope."
—Kevin Coval, author of A People’s History of Chicago and Everything Must Go: The Life & Death of an American Neighborhood
Made in Michigan Writers Series
General Editors
Michael Delp, Interlochen Center for the Arts
M. L. Liebler, Wayne State University
A complete listing of the books in this series can be found online at wsupress.wayne.edu
Teacher/Pizza Guy
Poems by Jeff Kass
Wayne State University Press
Detroit
© 2019 by Jeff Kass. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced without formal permission. Manufactured in the United States of America.
ISBN 978-0-8143-4715-7 (paperback)
ISBN 978-0-8143-4716-4 (e-book)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2019936117
Publication of this book was made possible by a generous gift from the Meijer Foundation. This work is supported in part by an award from the Michigan Council for Arts and Cultural Affairs.
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Contents
I
Oh, Splotch of Blue Paint
It’s strange
Today for the first time I notice
Making the first milkshake
My daughter can’t find her field hockey jersey
Who stole the remote?
Dough tray
Something extra
II
Classroom door open
The upside-down remote-control doorstop
Purveyor of pies
I don’t take yearbook photos anymore
Marty blows up
Wrong city ghazal
Karma’s a fuckin’ bitch
Leonard says his poems got rejected from the youth literary magazine
Unworthy
I’d be lying
The manager talks about getting engaged