5x09 & 5x10: What. What? WHAT?!

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5x09 & 5x10: What. What? WHAT?!

FromBoars, Gore, and Swords

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Jun 28, 2015

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Like a Mad Max sequel, Ivan and Red join again in a thankless desert to fight the patriarchy and discuss “The Dance of Dragons” and “Mother’s Mercy”, episodes 5x09 and 5x10 of HBO’s Game of Thrones.

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Jun 28, 2015

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Titles in the series (100)

Ivan Hernandez and Red Scott break down every episode of HBO's Game of Thrones, Westworld, and other pop culture properties. In the off-season, we discuss George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" novels, along with our "What You Should Be Watching" episodes. For questions, rants, and praise, follow us on twitter at @boarsgoreswords.

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1x01-10: Season 1 Re-OHHHHHHH SNAP!: Kelly Anneken is back with Ivan and Red for the Game of Thrones Season 1 re-cap. Hear Red confuse Doc Brown with Doc Holliday, Ivan's haircut, arrestedwesteros.com, Drogo's lame death, terrible descriptions of Lord of The Rings, George RR Martin... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
87 min listen
1x04: Cripples, Bastards, Ivan, and Red: This week on Boars, Gore, and Swords we cover Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things with guest Kelly Anneken. We talk about differentiation between Jon Snow/Robb Stark/Theon Greyjoy, Samwell Tarley, the Full Metal Jacket subplot, Viserys's nipple... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
71 min listen
1x01: Winter is Coming on Ivan & Red: Discussed herein: Facial Hair! Beheadings! Family lovin! And more! Art based on work by flickr user Dunechaser, used under Creative Commons license. by Boars, Gore, and Swords
45 min listen
1x06: Comeuppance: Every time Ivan says "comeuppance", it's time to drink. Natasha Muse joins us this episode to discuss Team Pain Spider, Jain Espenson, the feminists of Westeros, our new business venture sentbyraven.com, further confusion of dogs and wolves, Khal... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
89 min listen
1x09: Winter Came: We're joined this week by a guest who had not seen the climactic end of episode 9 until moments we started recording this episode. Sean Keane is a San Francisco Stand Up comic and he has to face up to some very harsh Westeros realities in this week's... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
110 min listen
1x07: You Win or You Cry Subserviently: This week Ivan and Red discuss THE BANNERMEN, the 3-eyed raven of corrections, Joffrey refusing to raise the debt ceiling, "kneelers", Tyrion jerking off, Dinklage's terrible accent, Tywin Lecter, the oh-so rare double titular line, Littlefinger... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
72 min listen
1x02: The Kings Rode Many, Many Things: Episode 2, in which Ivan and Red discuss: Rickon Stark The surname Snow House Words Inferred Penises Joffrey slapped for 10 minutes to Achilles Last Stand Caitlin Stark SVU King Robert & Lord Stark on a picnic How much Red looks like the... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
53 min listen
Book 16: The Flaming (Sword) Episode: Ivan & Red march toward Neds end, covering pages 618-664. We discuss the Steve Jobs of Westeros, Horror & Slobber, Thoros of Myr, Carl Vance, mispronouncing "sigil", the Kingsguard becoming ornamental, faces exploding into moths and more. We... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
86 min listen
Clash 6: The Maker's Mark!: Tyrion III, Bran II, and Tyrion IV. Ivan and Red cover Geriatric Naked Ladies, Tyrion's internal brilliance, theater jumping, The Amazing Spider-Man, the wine sink, Shae's task, Ironbelly and more! by Boars, Gore, and Swords
90 min listen
1x08: The Endy Point: This week Ivan and Red are joined by our first male guest and comedian Daymon Ferguson. The three discuss Dinklage's immortality, the fact that Owls are officially scary, Bronn as an english pop star, George RR Martin on atkins, Arrya taking down... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
77 min listen
Book 6: Westeros' Spiderman is Weird: Ivan and Red cover Catelyn, Jon, and Eddard (pp 165-202). We get raving ravens from the Bannermen, The Spider and Littlefinger are introduced, Mimi from a Podcast of Ice and Fire says hey on our Facebook page, Jon keeps digging for an upside to the... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
77 min listen
Book 5: Eddard the Lady Killer: Ivan and Red *chover* chapters Catelyn, Sansa, Eddard, and Bran (pp 128-164). Catelyn freaks out over Bran, Sansa goes sweet valley high on her dreamy sociopath, Eddard is a Lady killer, and Bran goes on an LSD trip with the 3-eyed crowed of... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
54 min listen
Book 2: Purple Nurples and Imp Flips: Ivan and Red cover chapters Daenerys 1, Eddard 1, and Jon 1 (pp 28-57). With Ivan back, R&I summarize the game show as well as emails from the Bannermen. We cover Daenerys youth, Illyrio's creepiness, Khal's Manse, the Stark's Dourness, and Jon's... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
68 min listen
Game Show 1: Game of Thrones Game Show!: Red hosts our first ever Game of Thrones Gameshow at Murphy's Pub in San Francisco. Guest panelists include Ivan, Kelly Anneken, and Ryan Cronin, along with voice and co-writer Adam McLaughlin. We join the gameshow in progress for some GoT hysteria. by Boars, Gore, and Swords
64 min listen
1x10: Fire and Blood.... Eventually: Ivan and Red cover the final episode of season 1 of Game of Thrones along with guest Lydia Popovich. We cover our first four star review, the pre and post Sean Keane era, Walder vs Frey, Valyrian Steel, Hodor on the GoT reddit, Garfunkel and Oates,... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
84 min listen
Book 1: Book Club!: Ivan and Red cover the Game of Thrones BOOK prologue and first two chapters (Brand and Catelyn). They also discuss Dinklage winning an emmy, blurbs, the original Zsa Zsa Gabor of the Wall, White Walkers talking, Stark family game night, and more.... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
68 min listen
1x03: Lord Snow Hits The Wall: In Episode 3 we discuss as little of Joffrey Baratheon as possible. We do manage to discuss Uncle Fester the eunuch, The Giver, Werther's Originals, Full House, and some Italian Stereotypes. Follow us at @boarsgoreswords and email questions and... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
68 min listen
Book 10: Catelyn Climbs and Other Interesting Tales: Ivan and Red cover pp 338-384 (Arya, Eddard, Catelyn, and Eddard). Arya kisses some cats, Myrcella and Tommen are pugs, Barristan Selmy is agreeable, The Faceless Men charge a fortune, Catelyn CLIMBS AND CLIMBS AND CLIMBS, and Eddard sees some guards... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
72 min listen
1x05: The Wolf and the Lion Shave their Chests: Ivan and Red cover "The Wolf and The Lion" in the last of the Season 1 GoT episodes directed by Brian Kirk. We're introduced to the Knight of Flowers, some hill people, Varys the big gay cat, giant dragon skulls, and the ultimate attachment parenting.... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
62 min listen
WYSBW 1: Special Misfits Edition: SPECIAL ONE-OFF TV CLUB, Misfits edition. Having suffered a last minute cancellation, Ivan & Red introduce E4's Misfits, a show that can be described as the anti-"Heroes". Ivan and Red cover calling "Hero Academy" "Academy of Heroes" (look Red up... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
70 min listen
Book 11: The Smoking Pole: Ivan and Red are joined by friend of the show Kelly Anneken in covering pp 385-430 (Daenerys, Bran, Tyrion, and Eddard). We cover six-breasted statues, John Carter, sweeping stables with 10,000 brooms, A People's History of Westeros, Eskimo... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
97 min listen
Book 4: Catelyn Gives a Shit: Ivan & Red cover pages 93-127, AKA Jon, Daenerys, Ned, and Tyrion. Shout out to Lydia spoiling a major character death for us. Catelyn shits in inappropriate places, Jon & Tyrion head off to the wall. Eddard Bros out with the Robert. Send us... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
61 min listen
Book 3: Seriously, Bran is THE BEST Climber: Ivan and Red are joined again by comedian Sean Keane as we cover Game of Thrones chapters Catelyn 2, Arya 1, Bran 2, and Tyrion 1 (pp 58-92. Come with us as Catelyn gets naked enough to make Ros blush, Arya establishes her sexual identity, we watch... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
96 min listen
2x02: The Knight Life: Caitlin Gill (@caitlinistall) is back with Ivan and Red to cover Season 2, Episode 2 of Game of Thrones! We discuss felling our enemies with Sword Tiaras, Skyrim's influence on Game of Thrones, Arya's Meg Ryan haircut, Gendry's makeover, the testicle... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
93 min listen
2x10: Vulgar Hueyluis: Sean Keane joins Ivan and Red to cover All Men Must Die, AKA "Valar Morghulis". We talk about Littlefinger the middle ages pick up artist, Varys hiring a nonexistent person, Robb marrying that Chaplin girl, Theon passing Speech 101, FACELESS DUDE, and... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
125 min listen
Book 12: Ned Has a Dream!: Kevin O'Shea (on twitter at @iamkevinoshea) joins Ivan and Red cover pp 431-479 (Catelyn, Jon, Tyrion, Eddard, Sansa). We revisit Ned's dream sequence at the behest of our listeners, Tyrion's trial by combat, religious overtones, Jon saving Tarley,... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
105 min listen
Book 7: Gettin' Crabs at The Wall: Ivan and Red cover Tyrion, Arya, Daenerys, and Bran (pp 203-249). Tyrion kicks it at the wall, Arya gets her dad to sign her up for dance class, Daenerys learns to ride, and Bran kicks it with Old Nan. Next week we'll be reading 250-292 (Eddard, Jon,... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
74 min listen
Book 14: Cersei is Clearly in Mourning: This week Ivan & Red are all over 523-567 (Eddard, Arya, Sansa, Jon). They discuss Cantonese vs Mandarin, remembering to follow "the right of the game", Ivan drops a string of impressive sounding bands, Stark learns he lacks the upper hand, Syrio... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
95 min listen
WYSBW 2: Sherlock: In their second "What You Should Be Watching" episode, Ivan & Red cover BBC's Sherlock, created by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, and starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. We talk comparisons to House MD, the third greatest Conan, the... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
75 min listen
Book 19: Beheading Your In-laws, The Number One Cause of Divorce: I and R cover pp 741-771 (Sansa, Daenerys, Tyrion). They discuss The Darkness, Red conveys a half remembered NPR story about the missing Apollo 11 tapes, Ser Marc Meryn, Joffrey the pick-up artist, Daenerys the Enthusiastic and Determined, Mirri Maz... by Boars, Gore, and Swords
71 min listen

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