Think Like A Bartender: Recipes for Life
By L.D. Morrow
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Even if you've never consumed a drop of alcohol, you'll giggle your way through this personal yet lighthearted perspective on living your best life. From learning how to cut people off to updating your personal menu, Think Like a Bartender: Recipes for Life challenges us all to tap into our inner mixologist and serve up our best selves.
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Think Like A Bartender - L.D. Morrow
AUTHOR
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DEDICATION
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To every toast, cheer, laugh, tear, shot, hangover, hangunder I ever experienced at a bar. To those liquid therapists who listened and loved while they poured and pondered.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
To my friends who encouraged me,
My family that sustained me,
And the following bar and restaurants that helped influence this book:
Agave- NYC
Settepani-NYC
Red Rooster-NYC
West 3rd Common- NYC
Sexy Taco -NYC
Mama Sushi-NYC
Lido – NYC
67 Orange-NYC
Harlem Food Bar -NYC
Angel of Harlem- NYC
Mamajuana -NYC
W XYZ Bar -NYC
The Cecil – NYC
Barawine-NYC
La Diagonal- NYC
Bond St.-NYC
Row House -NYC
Raines Law Room-NYC
The Row Harlem-NYC
Apotheke- NYC
Rocco’s WeHo-LA
Skybar- Mandarin/ Las Vegas
PUMP-LA
Charthouse- NJ
The Abbey-LA
Sawyer-LA
Brotherhood of Thieves- MA
The Roosevelt Bar- NO
The Palace- MIA
Caliente Cab -NYC
PRE-DRINKS
While working on my undergraduate degree, my communications professor gave one particularly interesting assignment that semester...we were told to secure a part-time job in the service industry. The suggestion was either as a host or server at a restaurant. While most of us thought our professor was crazy to assign such a silly and seemingly easy task for an entire semester's grade, I was surprised to learn a lifelong lesson.
For me, the goal was to find a restaurant that was close to my apartment and where I liked the food. #poorcollegestudent. I was finally hired at a casual Irish restaurant. After going through training, which included shadowing the waitstaff, host station and bartender, I felt ready to make an easy A in the class. Shheeeiiiiittttt (please re-read that word as it was written). This assignment was TO DATE one of the hardest jobs I’ve ever had!
Initially, I was frustrated at all of the customers’ requests, complaints and what seemed to be a never ending barrage of insatiability. "My food is too hot. My fries are cold. Can I have your number? This drink is too weak/too strong. Can I use your discount? Can I get an extra this or that?
Slowly, after a few broken plates, promises and harsh complaints, I became very good at remembering orders and listening to what customers were either saying or trying to say. Then it happened. One day, the regular bartender called out sick. Twenty minutes later, the manager was told the backup bartender also could not make it in either. With the after work crowd minutes away from rushing the door, the manager had a decision to make. Since I was the newest employee and he knew this was for a class, I was selected to be the fill in bartender
for the night. After a 30-minute crash course on 10 basic cocktails, how to pour, dress, prep and clean, I was thrown to the wolves! Rum and coke, vodka and cranberry, a basic margarita ... not a problem. If an old fashioned or a dirty martini was ordered, I smiled with confidence, placed a napkin down in front of the customer and ran to the back to find the ingredients. By the end of the shift I was completely wiped, but fascinated with the joy I experienced serving and getting to know these initial strangers.
In the months that followed, I continued to be drawn to the bartender’s role. I was not a drinker
at the time, but became mesmerized with the various combinations of spirits and recipes that needed to be mastered to have a successful bar and happy customers.
The ability to listen, recall and make one amazing cocktail after another was intriguing to me. From that moment on, I have had a ‘healthy’ fascination with bars, bartenders and drinks. Since you are wondering, not only did I receive an A in my communications class, but I went on to attend and finish a local bartending course and worked at a few bars for several years afterwards.
Am I still a Bartender?...Nope. Soooooo, why would I write a book called, Think Like a Bartender- Recipes for Life?? The nerve, right?!
Well, although I no longer bartend, the lessons I learned behind the bar have stayed with me through my entire corporate career. Every job I’ve had since then... I’ve been making cocktails.... sales cocktails, marketing mixtures, contractual summaries on the rocks, etc. you get it. In addition to that, I have met some of my best friends at bars and I’ve started (and ended) relationships at a bar. I conceived and created my first non-profit business at a bar. I’ve lost friends and shed tears...all at a bar. And it was not just the physical location or the drink specials that caused these things to happen...it was