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    The Diarrhea Diaries
    The Diarrhea Diaries
    The Diarrhea Diaries
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    The Diarrhea Diaries

    By R.J. Emery (R.J. Eastwood)

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    The 480 Tweets assembled in this book were selected by the Editor and are solely those of Donald J. Trump, currently the President of the United States. They are presented here word-for-word as he wrote them. Misspellings and punctuation errors are Mr. Trumps. Tweets are presented in specific categories as shown in the Table of Contents. Tweets longer than 280 characters are those continued in a second or third Tweet. Mr. Trump targeted many of the same individuals often retweeting an existing Tweet by changing a pejorative word (s) to reinforce his ire with that person along with other key words used over and over to make his point. Bold and underlined words within the Tweets are by the Editor to demonstrate this pattern.

    The Tweets are presented with no political intent other than to demonstrate how The President prefers to communicate, how he responds to those who disagree with him and his responses to his perceived political enemies. Some will find these Tweets amusing. Others may be dismayed that they were written by the President of the United States.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIndies United Publishing House, LLC
    Release dateDec 8, 2019
    ISBN9781644560907
    The Diarrhea Diaries
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    R.J. Emery (R.J. Eastwood)

    About Robert J. Emery (Pen Name R. J. Eastwood)Member Directors Guild of America, American Association of Writers & Authors. The National Association of authors & Editors.During his film and television career he has written, produced, and directed feature motion pictures and television documentaries and well as national television commercials and industrial films. He created and produced the award-winning ninety-one-episode television series The Directors, the most extensive examination of film directors and the behind-the-scenes making of feature films. His award-winning four-part mini-series, The Genocide Factor, played to rave reviews on PBS stations across the country, and his 2007 MSNBC documentary For God & Country: A Marine Sniper's Story was honored with both the National Headliner Award and the Cine Special Jury Award.Mr. Emery, who writes novels under the pen name R. J. Eastwood, has won over seventy-five industry awards including seven years in a row at The New York Festivals, two Golden Eagles from The Chicago International Film & Television Festival, top honors at HoustonFest, and the Best Dramatic Feature Film at the Los Angeles Angel City Film Festival for his Lifetime Movie Channel feature film Swimming Upstream.Mr. Emery's 2017 novel, The Autopsy of Planet Earth, was awarded the 2017 Author's Circle Novel of Excellence for Fiction, the 2018 Readers' Favorite Award for Best Fiction, and the 2018 Book Talk Radio Book of the Year, and the 2019. His current novel, Midnight Black - The Purge was published in February of 2019 has won the Author's Circle Novel of Excellence Pulp Den Award and.

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      The Diarrhea Diaries - R.J. Emery (R.J. Eastwood)

      "I found this book to be funny, hilarious, surprising, offensive, and often alarming all at the same time... this book achieves all of that."  5-Stars - Gisela Dixon Readers’ Favorite Reviews

      DEDICATION

      This book is dedicated to the good citizens of the United States of America, and to those men (no women allowed at the time) who authored the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and established the Rule of Law.

      We could benefit from their wisdom today.

      A statement from the Editor

      For a satirical article, the online site BuzzFeed asked Mark Davis, a graphic designer at the BuzzFeed Font Bureau, to recreate The Donald’s handwriting as a custom font. They named it Tiny Hands. Use your imagination. In assembling this book I couldn’t resist and downloaded it and used it for both the tile and the chapter headings.

      The 480 Tweets assembled in this book were selected by the Editor and are solely those of Donald J. Trump, currently the President of the United States. They are presented here word-for-word as he wrote them. Misspellings and punctuation errors are Mr. Trumps. Tweets are presented in specific categories as shown in the Table of Contents. Tweets longer than 280 characters are those continued in a second or third Tweet. Mr. Trump targeted many of the same individuals often retweeting an existing Tweet by changing a pejorative word (s) to reinforce his ire with that person along with other key words used from one Tweet to the next to make his point. Bold and underlined words within the Tweets are by the Editor to demonstrate this pattern.

      The Tweets are presented with no political intent other than to demonstrate how the President prefers to communicate, how he responds to those who disagree with him and his responses to his perceived political enemies with Tweets often described as bitter, enraged, heated, chafed, irate, sullen and choleric. Some will find them amusing. Others may be dismayed that they were written by the President of the United States.

      Frank Bruni of the New York Times wrote, Trump uses words the way a toddler does marbles, grabbing the ones that are most bluntly colorful…

      Pour yourself your favorite drink, alcoholic or not, settle into your favorite easy chair, kick off your shoes, get naked if that’s your thing, suspend disbelief, and read on whenever the mood moves you. It will take more than one sitting to absorb them all.

      NOTE: ‘EN’ stands for Editor’s Note.

      Whether you follow Twitter or not, you would have to be living on another planet not to be aware of President Donald J. Trump’s use of Twitter. It has attracted worldwide attention. From his official declaration of candidacy in June 2015 through the first two-and-a-half years of his presidency, he has tweeted over 17,000 times. On the morning of his inauguration, Mr. Trump tweeted the following.

      "It all begins today! I will see you at 11:00 A.M. for the swearing-in. THE MOVEMENT CONTINUES - THE WORK BEGINS!"

      National Public Radio put it this way. President Trump uses his Twitter feed the way past presidents used the White House briefing room. It’s the place where he announces policy and delivers his message to the American people. And it’s also the place where he, often gleefully, tries to skewer his political opponents.

      Veteran News Anchor Dan Rather summed it up with a Tweet of his own.

      "If you showed the president's recent Twitter feed to a veteran police officer or detective, I bet they'd tell you the unhinged and frantic search for fabricated proof of innocence sounds like a man who knows he's been caught & desperately hopes his other crimes aren't uncovered."

      What follows are 480 of Mr. Trump’s Tweets. You be the judge.

      Hang on, America,

      you’re going to

      Need a bigger Sharpie Pen

      For those who do not post

      or follow Twitter Tweets,

      You are in for a treat.

      Read on.

      —EN: Since Mr. Trump wrote that Tweet, Twitter has increased the allowed characters to 280—

      —EN: As this book of Mr. Trump’s Tweets is being assembled, The House impeachment inquiry is in full swing. We begin with a few of Mr. Trump’s Tweets on the subject—

      CHAPTER

      Definition: to accuse (a public official) before an appropriate tribunal of misconduct in office.

      Supposedly, according to the Corrupt Media, the Ukraine call concerned today’s Never Trumper witness. Was he on the same call that I was? Can’t be possible! Please ask him to read the Transcript of the call. Witch Hunt!

      How many more Never Trumpers will be allowed to testify about a perfectly appropriate phone call when all anyone has to do is READ THE TRANSCRIPT! I knew people were listening in on the call (why would I say something inappropriate?), which was fine with me, but why so many?

      A great new book just out, "The Plot Against the President. The True Story Of How Congressman Devin Nunez Uncovered the Biggest Political Scandal In U.S. History." Shows very bad and corrupt people on the other side. Check it out!

      —EN: To date none of Nunez’s claims have proven to be true—

      The Fake Washington Post keeps doing phony stories, with zero sources, that I am concerned with the Impeachment scam. I am not because I did nothing wrong. It is the other side, including Schiff and his made up story, that are concerned. Witch Hunt continues!

      So some day, if a Democrat becomes President and the Republicans win the House, even by a tiny margin, they can impeach the President, without due process or fairness or any legal rights. All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here — a lynching. But we will

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