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    D is for Dwarf: The Alphabet Books
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    D is for Dwarf: The Alphabet Books

    By Marc Richard

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    About this ebook

    Ever have one of those days?


    You know the ones.

    When your wicked stepmother, the one who tried to drown when you were a baby, asks her mirror who's the fairest of them all,
    and the mirror, whose opinion is only an opinion, says it's you, and so she spends your whole young adult life trying to kill you off,
    so that she can once again be the prettiest, and now it's your wedding day, and she still won't let up?

    No?

    Just me?

    Sigh.


    Anyway,

    Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White.

    Okay, it wasn't long ago, it was just a few minutes ago.

    And it wasn't far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/ Action Fun Park in New Jersey.


    Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, and the Pepperoni Prince.

    And of course, the dwarfs:

    Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug.

    All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story,

    Like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence.


    Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling.

    Get your copy today!

    Note: These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarc Richard
    Release dateAug 19, 2017
    ISBN9781393861768
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    D is for Dwarf: The Alphabet Books
    Author

    Marc Richard

    ...Somewhere between DARK COMEDY and BIZARRO, between DOUGLAS ADAMS and CARLTON MELLICK III, between CHUCK PALAHNIUK and KEVIN L. DONIHE, between LLOYD KAUFMAN and ANDY KAUFMAN, there's MARC RICHARD, a writer who doesn't mind exploiting his mental illness for fun and profit. He has been accused of being hilarious, and doesn't have the strength to argue. Marc Richard was born in a picturesque, yet at the same time crappy, town called "Rumford". The name alone says it all, doesn't it? "Rumford." It was a Maine mill town, and there wasn't much to do but drink, get pregnant, and tip over cows. After graduation he decided that he would go to college and major in medicine. He never got the hang of chemistry and physics, however, and he soon realized that if he were a dying patient, he would not want to be treated by someone with a C average. So he took up writing stories instead. He is now living in Portland, Maine with his life-partner Jill and his dog Mia. He is not afraid of the oxford comma. COOL FREE STUFF AND EXCLUSIVE MATERIAL AVAILABLE by signing up to Marc's mailing list at www.marcrichardauthor.com

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