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    Harm's Way

    By Marc Richard

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    About this ebook

    A pack of teens. A cabin in the woods. And a killer with a love for slapstick.

    "A dark, comic ode to those great 80's horror movies that lowered the bar while at the same time raising it"-Nick Perry

    An unlikeable cast of teenage clichés, out for a week in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. What could possibly go wrong?

    Murder, that's what!

    Hey, who left that dead girl skewered on the porch?

    All are suspect, as the slayings become more creative. And more ridiculous.

    Hell of a way to spend a vacation.

    Will they find out who the killer is in time to stop this madness, or will this mean the end for all?

    Harm's Way is a horror comedy originally penned by Sam Raimi's twin brother, Aaron Elvis Raimi, who died at birth.
    It reeks of classics like Evil Dead, Silent Night Deadly Night and Student Bodies.

    Can a psychopath really fit in an outhouse hole?

    Can you re-capitate someone with a welder's torch?

    Will everyone really see your dirty pillows?

    The answers to those age-old questions are here.

    For an extra bit of fun, the text contains a code that reveals the killer!
    Maybe you can figure it out before these dummies.
     

    Download now for a bloody pie in the face.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarc Richard
    Release dateSep 10, 2014
    ISBN9781393519034
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    Harm's Way
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    Marc Richard

    ...Somewhere between DARK COMEDY and BIZARRO, between DOUGLAS ADAMS and CARLTON MELLICK III, between CHUCK PALAHNIUK and KEVIN L. DONIHE, between LLOYD KAUFMAN and ANDY KAUFMAN, there's MARC RICHARD, a writer who doesn't mind exploiting his mental illness for fun and profit. He has been accused of being hilarious, and doesn't have the strength to argue. Marc Richard was born in a picturesque, yet at the same time crappy, town called "Rumford". The name alone says it all, doesn't it? "Rumford." It was a Maine mill town, and there wasn't much to do but drink, get pregnant, and tip over cows. After graduation he decided that he would go to college and major in medicine. He never got the hang of chemistry and physics, however, and he soon realized that if he were a dying patient, he would not want to be treated by someone with a C average. So he took up writing stories instead. He is now living in Portland, Maine with his life-partner Jill and his dog Mia. He is not afraid of the oxford comma. COOL FREE STUFF AND EXCLUSIVE MATERIAL AVAILABLE by signing up to Marc's mailing list at www.marcrichardauthor.com

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