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    Dave! (The First Trilogy)
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    Dave! (The First Trilogy)

    By Marc Richard

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    Aliens. Armageddon. President Mel Gibson?

    America is in trouble, dudes.


    The country is in ruins after the president walls it up, sealing it like a giant prison. The rich get richer and the poor starve to death in the streets. Enter the Invaders, a secret society led by a charismatic and flawlessly handsome dude named Dave. Their mission: Destroy the forces in D.C. and take back the U.S.A.!

    Starlet Richter is your typical transgender American woman. After years of watching the place fall apart, she's gonna do something about it. Eric Tisdsale is Starlet's long-lost love. He's making a pretty mundane living as a pool shark, until one phone call changes everything.

    Will they save each other? Themselves? The world? How about when they discover the president is not actually human, and there may be more of his kind hiding among us?


    "The worst thing you'll read all year!" raves the general population.

    "Fake News!" cries D.T.


    DAVE! is a science fiction comedy that features fast-paced action, pie-throwing clowns, nudists, and lots and lots of aliens. Equal parts Hitchhiker's Guide and Coen Brothers, download now and laugh your way through the apocalypse!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarc Richard
    Release dateMar 22, 2020
    ISBN9781393964117
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    Dave! (The First Trilogy)
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    Marc Richard

    ...Somewhere between DARK COMEDY and BIZARRO, between DOUGLAS ADAMS and CARLTON MELLICK III, between CHUCK PALAHNIUK and KEVIN L. DONIHE, between LLOYD KAUFMAN and ANDY KAUFMAN, there's MARC RICHARD, a writer who doesn't mind exploiting his mental illness for fun and profit. He has been accused of being hilarious, and doesn't have the strength to argue. Marc Richard was born in a picturesque, yet at the same time crappy, town called "Rumford". The name alone says it all, doesn't it? "Rumford." It was a Maine mill town, and there wasn't much to do but drink, get pregnant, and tip over cows. After graduation he decided that he would go to college and major in medicine. He never got the hang of chemistry and physics, however, and he soon realized that if he were a dying patient, he would not want to be treated by someone with a C average. So he took up writing stories instead. He is now living in Portland, Maine with his life-partner Jill and his dog Mia. He is not afraid of the oxford comma. COOL FREE STUFF AND EXCLUSIVE MATERIAL AVAILABLE by signing up to Marc's mailing list at www.marcrichardauthor.com

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