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    Those Eyes

    By Marc Richard

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    Reincarnation. It ain't for dummies.


    "Reading this made me glad I never fell in love"- Lonely Man on Balcony

    Ronnie and Helen. Two teenagers in love with marriage on the horizon. Till an accident cuts his life short.

    The Archangels make sure his soul gets into a new body.

    But they screw up.

    Seriously. Ronnie can't catch a break.


    Those Eyes is a surrealist romantic comedy originally penned by a group of Benedictine monks in a trailer at a maple syrup protest rally. The manuscript went through several revisions, and even one book burning demonstration, and is now nothing like the original text. It has been translated into one language: This one. It's packed with extra comedy, a whole lot of love, a splash of the ghastly, and more than a touch of the bizarre.

     

    Give it a read and discover just how weird love can be.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarc Richard
    Release dateMar 24, 2020
    ISBN9781393323990
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    Those Eyes
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    Marc Richard

    ...Somewhere between DARK COMEDY and BIZARRO, between DOUGLAS ADAMS and CARLTON MELLICK III, between CHUCK PALAHNIUK and KEVIN L. DONIHE, between LLOYD KAUFMAN and ANDY KAUFMAN, there's MARC RICHARD, a writer who doesn't mind exploiting his mental illness for fun and profit. He has been accused of being hilarious, and doesn't have the strength to argue. Marc Richard was born in a picturesque, yet at the same time crappy, town called "Rumford". The name alone says it all, doesn't it? "Rumford." It was a Maine mill town, and there wasn't much to do but drink, get pregnant, and tip over cows. After graduation he decided that he would go to college and major in medicine. He never got the hang of chemistry and physics, however, and he soon realized that if he were a dying patient, he would not want to be treated by someone with a C average. So he took up writing stories instead. He is now living in Portland, Maine with his life-partner Jill and his dog Mia. He is not afraid of the oxford comma. COOL FREE STUFF AND EXCLUSIVE MATERIAL AVAILABLE by signing up to Marc's mailing list at www.marcrichardauthor.com

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