XOXO, A Cocktail Book: An Unofficial Gossip Girl Fan Book
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Spotted: cocktails fit for Manhattan’s elite.
Whether you’re an Upper East Sider, a prep school heiress, a Brooklyn wannabe, or the ultimate fan of an anonymous gossip blogger, we know what you want—a luxe cocktail and some good drama to enjoy it with.
As Forbes magazine proclaims, "You can now pour up a cocktail inspired by your favorite GG episode, scene or character. . ." XOXO, A Cocktail Book is your one and only source for the most lavish libations, including:
- Kiss on the Lips (aka French Kiss)
- The Powerful Woman (aka Rosemary Gin Fizz)
- Lonely Boy Beergarita (aka Beergarita)
- New York Spectator (aka Old-Fashioned)
- Summer in the Hamptons Sangria (aka Traditional White Sangria)
With 100 deliciously tempting cocktails and exquisite photos, XOXO, A Cocktail Book has the perfect beverage for any event, from exclusive sleepover soirees to decadent masquerade parties at the Empire Hotel.
You know you love me.
XOXO
Bridget Thoreson
Bridget Thoreson is a writer based in Brooklyn, NY. Her books include The Unofficial Hocus Pocus Cookbook, XOXO: A Cocktail Book, and consulting for Are You My Wine? Clearly, Bridget is very interested in drinking, eating, and pop culture.
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XOXO, A Cocktail Book - Bridget Thoreson
Introduction
Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here…
Kristen Bell first uttered those words in 2007, and changed the world forever. I watched the first season in my college dorm room in the Bronx—just a couple miles but light-years away from the drama portrayed on-screen. I was older than the characters (but not the actors) on the show, and insanely unfamiliar with the glittering life they inhabited in the glittering city I shared. So, it became a guilty pleasure, a show I couldn’t relate to but enjoyed watching for the allure, the travel, the 1% fantasy, and of course the mid-aughts fashion (do school uniforms even count if you can wear the tie open to your chest and swap in a sequin skirt?).
It had been years since I’d last watched Gossip Girl (since 2012 when I binged the entire first season again with my roommate in Brooklyn) when I heard there was a reboot in the works. The team at Ulysses Press immediately knew we needed to do something to pay homage to such an iconic show—because whether you love it or hate it or never even watched it, it is iconic. Everyone in America born after 1980 knows the significance of the words you know you love me.
The project was clear right away: it had to be cocktails. Gossip Girl and cocktails—the two were inextricably linked. Booze was practically a main character on the show, rarely going two consecutive scenes without an appearance.
And so, in the chapters that follow, you’ll find 100 of the world’s most classic and delicious cocktails reimagined for Gossip Girl fans. There are fruity tropical drinks for the most decadent of spring breaks, moody bourbon cocktails for sipping in dark corners of indulgent clubs and classic martinis for nursing at home as you binge season after season, soaking up gin and glamour. This book celebrates all that Gossip Girl is through the lens of Manhattan’s favorite accessory—a glass.
Chapters are arranged based on the main spirit used, except the last chapter, in which you’ll find a small handful of delicious mocktails. Because let us never forget—while the legal drinking age has no bearing on the teenaged elite of Manhattan, for the rest of us, it does. We should always remember that until season five, most of the GG characters weren’t actually legal, despite the hundreds of martinis, Scotch and sodas, and more martinis they’re spotted drinking.
I know you’ll love it.
XOXO
Chapter 1: A Bar Worthy of the Upper East SideGLASSWARE
All gadgets and dodads aside, glassware is the real foundation of any bar. Glassware comes in tons of different shapes and sizes, some more versatile and some designed to serve a very specific purpose for just one or two kinds of drinks. While the glass doesn’t necessarily make or break a good cocktail, it certainly adds to the experience and can take a great cocktail that extra notch higher. Not to mention, Manhattan’s elite are all about the aesthetic, and serving a cocktail in the wrong glass is a fireable faux pas for any UES cater waiter.
I’ve outlined some of the basic and most versatile types of glasses here. At a minimum, I recommend keeping a set of wine glasses, rocks glasses, and cocktail or martini glasses, though you can build your collection as you expand and experiment with your bar.
MUST-HAVE GLASSWARE
Champagne flute or coupe—fairly self-explanatory for anyone familiar with Manhattan’s elite, as there’s no shortage of Champagne at even the simplest of events. Flutes are tall, narrow glasses with a curved bowl tapering up to a slightly narrower opening, designed to keep bubbles intact by reducing the surface area of the beverage. A coupe is a shorter, squatter stemmed glass, mostly used for visual purposes, since the wider rim is less effective at keeping bubbly bubbly. But, of course, the Gatsby-esque aesthetic does have its advantages. Most cocktails that require bubbly will be served in a flute or coupe.
Cocktail glass—a stemmed glass with a V-shaped bowl and a wide opening. Use a cocktail glass for cocktails that are served up
; that is, shaken or stirred, but served without ice.
Collins glass or highball—Collins glasses and highballs are often used interchangeably. Both are tall, cylindrical glasses used to serve drinks (such as a Tom Collins, a mojito, or a Bloody Mary) over ice, and often with a higher percentage of mixers. A Collins is slightly larger than a highball.
Irish coffee glass—a small footed glass mug with a handle used for Irish coffees, hot toddies, and other warm punches.
Martini glass—a martini glass is very similar to, and often used interchangeably with, a cocktail glass. However, a true, traditional martini glass will have a more acute V and a slightly flared, conical shape.
Rocks glass (old-fashioned)—very familiar to Upper East Siders, a rocks, or old-fashioned, glass is a short, squat glass. Frequently used to serve drinks over ice (or on the rocks), or drinks built in the glass rather than in a cocktail shaker, the glass is designed with a heavy bottom to stand up to muddling. Old-fashioneds, Mint Juleps, and Negronis are all served in a rocks glass, though Scotch, neat, makes the most common appearance in this glassware on the UES.
Margarita glass—a shallow-bowled, wide-rimmed glass used mainly for margaritas and other frozen beverages. The shallowness of the glass doesn’t lend itself to safely sipping a fully liquid drink, so reserve this for blended beverages.
Shot glass—short, squat, and sturdy, a shot glass holds about 1.5 ounces—just enough to swallow in one gulp and slam on the bar. I haven’t included many shot recipes (to be honest, if you’re taking a shot, it’s probably straight tequila), but this is useful in a home bar to serve as a measure, if you