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    Jamaican Adults Jokes And More
    Jamaican Adults Jokes And More
    Jamaican Adults Jokes And More
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    Jamaican Adults Jokes And More

    By Penric gamhra

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    Jamaica  adult jokes and more this piece will energize you from your sad moments, take you away from a very bad day no lie. Hilariously joking, packed with funny lines and simple illustration to save a boring day, great for ladies link up and couples  will enjoy sharing grand times. Get in touch with Jamaica comedy sweet lyrics right at your finger tips.
       
    Q:Why so much Jamaican men are so dumb?
    A:They used the small head, more than the big one (their dick head).

     $5  Lobster
    A Jamaican dreadlocks buy a hooker for $5 and he receive crabs for the bonus.
    When he goes back to argue, the hooker take it for a joke she says, "What do you expect for $5 large lobster?"

    Q: What is the jamaican meaning for DNA?
    A: Daddy-not-around. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPenric
    Release dateMay 21, 2020
    ISBN9781393105671
    Jamaican Adults Jokes And More
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    Penric gamhra

    Penric gamhra born Jamaican living in Jamaica, a soulful poet. He loves everything nature has to offer from the birds, to the sky and the life among the trees. he acquired a vision of telling stories with just few lines. and he's a witty face for doing all of that. when he's happy he goes on with a very beautiful day but when he's sad he writes his heart out full. A man of words and a man of stories. He has self-published numerous books of poetry and other works. you can find him on Instagram. @iampoetrycrazy

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      Jamaican Adults Jokes And More - Penric gamhra

      Jamaican

      Adults

      ––––––––

      Jokes

      ––––––––

      And

      More............

      Questions and Answers

      Q:What are children and adults?

      A: Growing ups and grown ups.

      You says

      Tommy: Shelly say sweet dick.

      Shelly  : Sweet dick.

      Tommy: You want it until you kick. 

      Adult facts

      A baby has twice the bones as an adult.

      Jamaican Adult joke book

      Prepared by: Penric Gamhra

      Published by: Fimi Journal publishers

      ––––––––

      Copyright @ 2016

      ISBN-13: 978-1548705466

      ISBN-10: 1548705462

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication,

      May reproduced or shared in any forms

      By any means without permission of the publisher or consent of the author. 

      Please respect the hard work of the author thank you!

      Other Jamaican books by author:

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      Content

      Pure jokes

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      Knock knock jokes

      ––––––––

      Silly one liner

      ––––––––

      Fun facts

      ––––––––

      Get the giggling until your mouth sores

      Q:Why Jamaican men are so dumb?

      A:They use their small head, more than the big one (their dick head).

      ––––––––

      Plastic bag sex

      A Jamaican couple was about to have sex for the first time, so the man asked the woman what kind of condoms she likes. I am allergic to rubbers, she said.

      Anyways the man told her it's okay he has everything under control. But, during sex in the dark she heard a bag of noise between her thighs rattling Why there's so much noise by my pussy? The she asked curiously pressing on her phone's screen. The man lifted

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