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Electronic Sludge 2 - Dale Carpenter
Electronic Sludge Cup 2: Women Focused Humor
Dale Carpenter
Electronic Sludge Cup 2: Women Focused Humor.
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Carpenter, Dale
Electronic Sludge Cup 2: Women Focused Humor
ISBN 978-1-7332714-2-4
1. Humor.
2. Internet communications.
3. Life lessons and wisdom earned.
4. Quotations.
818 CAR
INTRODUCTION
The Internet came into being on October 29, 1969 when 2 college network nodes in California were connected and communicated.
The World Wide Web came into being on August 6, 1991 when Tim Bernards Lee put a website online in Switzerland using the Hypertext Transfer Protocol (HTTP) he had written.
I started using computers and searching online databases on the Internet in the summer of 1979 while I was in graduate school working towards a Masters Degree in Library Science.
In the past 40 years I have found a un-calculatable amount of information. A small bit of it, appealing to me in some manner, has been stored or become lodged in my computers.
Here is a small bit of that small bit. I hope you like it.
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WOMEN FOCUSED HUMOR
I called my ex-wife to brag a bit about the 20 year old girl I was dating. She said That’s amazing. I’m dating a 20 year old guy.
Well, good for you.
I said. Here we are, both 60 and able to date 20 year olds.
Yea, I’ve got it better than you though.
How can you say that?
I said
"It’s