A DAY IN KV EK DIWAS KV MAIN

By kv1.1bbsr(XII)

Kendriya Vidyalaya No.1 (1st Shift) Bhubaneswar 751022 +91 99381 62000 scripts@kv1bbsr.tk

SCENE ONE - SCHOOL COMING P: NARATOR Disclaimer: All the characters and incidents in this role-play are fictitious. Resemblance to any person living or dead or any incident is purely coincidental. The following role-play is only to make you laugh and not hurt anyones sentiments. Presenting a day in KV. Ek diwas KeVi main. Bachche school aate hain, Full battery. Aur jate hai khali battery. Aaiye jante hai yeh battery jata kahan hai. [Ansunika, Mita and Annanya walk in, with good student style.] SINGERS {Starts as narrator ends} Roke se na ruke hum, marzi se chale hum, Badal sa garje hum, Sawan sa barse hum, Suraj Sa chamke hum, School chale hum! P: NARATOR Aree ruko ruko. Aaj kal ke bache aisa kahan sochte hain. [Rajat, Adyasha and Subhrat walk in, modern style. Hide in their phones and ear phones on seeing on seeing NO MOBILE ZONE sign.] SINGERS {Starts as narrator ends} Na koi padhne wala, Na koi sikhne wala, Apni to paathshaala, masti ki paathshaala. [Rajat encounters Teacher 1(Neelima) in corridor] A: TEACHER 1 (NEELIMA) Areey, (pointing to bad dressing) ye kya hai? P: STUDENT 2 (RAJAT) Maam uniform hai. A: TEACHER 1 (NEELIMA) Abhi jaao aur isse thik karke aao. P: STUDENT 10 (RAJAT) What maam? 2

[Rajat making comic expressions and exits] GAMCHA IN: GAMCHA OUT: SCENE TWO - PERIOD ONE I: STUDENT 2 (NIRUPAMA) Aree tu homework ki hai kya? A: STUDENT 4 (ANANYA) (Surprised) Homework?! Kaunsa? S: STUDENT 7 (NIKITA) Maths ka to? I: STUDENT 5 (SUSHREE) Physics aur English bhi to diye the na! [Everyone goes silent as teacher enters] A: TEACHER 1 (NEELIMA) Good morning students! (Got greeted from students) Sabne test ke liye padh liya hai to. Iske marks parents ko bhejungi. S: STUDENT 3 (ADYASHA) Ailaa! Test? maar gayi. Aaj to pakka fail. I: STUDENT 6 (ANSUNIKA) Aree aisa mat bol. Main to tere bharose aayi hun. Please, mujhe dikhana. [Teacher starts handing out question papers] SINGERS {Starts as Neelima gives paper to first student} Confusion hin confusion hai, solution kuch pata nahi. Solution jo milaa to sala, question kya tha {pata nahi} [Students tensed and making comic expressions throughout song] S: STUDENT 7 (NIKITA) (Standing up, ready to give out paper) Madam, khatam ho gaya. 3

A: TEACHER 1 (NEELIMA) Time up! Time up! Sab apne apne paper de do. [Everyone submits sheets] I:STUDENT 8 (MITA) Tumahara kaisa hua hai, exam? A: STUDENT 3 (ADYASHA) Arey pehle yeh to bata, ye paper kaunse language main tha? Answer to dur, question hin dimag main nai gaya. [Bell rings, teacher departs with papers.] GAMCHA IN: GAMCHA OUT: SCENE THREE - PERIOD TWO [Teacher 2 (Dibyanita) enters to silent the noisy students] SINGERS {Starts as Rajat starts entering in} Taannaaa taaannnaaaaaa! [Rajat enters backwards being cautious and has taken two steps to be noticed by Dibyanita upon signal by Sushree] S: TEACHER 2 (DIBYANITA) Hey tum, kahan jaa rahe ho? Go back to your seat! [Rajat triumphantly gets on his seat. Usual classes continue and start making noise.] IASPN: ALL STUDENTS (Shouting) Madam abhi games hain! S: TEACHER 2 (DIBYANITA) Pata hai! Exams paas aa rahe hain. Koi games-wames nahi hoga. [Dibyanita turns and starts writing on board. Students noisy. Subhrat throws a chalk piece on Dibyanita] IASPN: ALL STUDENTS Nai maam, aisa nai hoga. Please, maam. 4

SINGERS (TEACHER IN ACT) {Starts as Dibyanita turns back and sees students defy} Main pareshaan pareshan pareshaan pareshaan. Ye hun main kahan. Main pareshaan pareshan pareshaan pareshaan. S: STUDENT 1 (NIRUPAMA) [Stands up] Chalo re, madam ko manate hain. [All students except Rajat and Subhrat go to teacher and talk. Rajat and Subhrat are playing table game] SINGERS (STUDENTS IN ACT) Sorry madam ab hum, nahi karenge shor. Lekin bache na khele to, ho jaenge bore. [Sushree cries, wuhuu wuhuu] SINGERS (TEACHER IN ACT) [Dibyanita catches Sushrees ear who reveals tongue.] Bekaar ka drama hai, jhuti ye kahaani hai, tu bhi Munni, kuch kam nahi, {inn sab ki tu nani hai} SINGERS (TEACHER IN ACT) Saari umar tum, masti main jee liye, ek pal to ab zara, {padhke tum, dekh lo} [BELL RINGS. Teacher 2 (Dibyanita) goes out. Students noisy.] VOICE ARTISTS {Students gossip} Kya re kitna padhate hain. Kal meri mom ne mujhe naya box diya. Chal re apna chemistry copy de. GAMCHA IN: GAMCHA OUT: SCENE FOUR - PERIOD THREE [Teacher 3(Anupama) enters and student go silent again] I: TEACHER 3 (ANUPAMA) Good Afernoon! (Aggressive as everyone didnt stand) Good Afternoon! IASPN: ALL STUDENTS (Singing) Goooood aaaffterrnoooon maaadaaam! 5

I: TEACHER 3 (ANUPAMA) Baith jaao sab. Bacho, aapke kal ke exam ke results aa gaye hain. Ek ek karke le lo. A: STUDENT 9 (SUBHASMITA) Tumhara kitna aayega issme? S: STUDENT 3 (ADYASHA) Mera to mast hua tha. Iss bar to main top kaungi. SINGERS (STUDENT 3 ACTS) Chaand taare, tod laaun. Sari Duniya par main chaaon. {Bas, itna sa khwab hai} [Student 3(Adyasha) and Student 10(Rajat) get their papers. See it and get shocked.] P: STUDENT 10 (RAJAT) Main, main fail?! SINGERS (STUDENT 3 AND 10 ACT) {starts as Rajat leaves the paper} Chann se jo tute koi sapna, jag suna suna lage. Jag suna suna lage. [P: Subhrat says YESS!! Adyasha and Rajat get jealous] Koi rahe na jab apna Jag suna suna lage, jag suna suna lage reh. P: NARATOR Itna udas kyun ho? Ye to daily ka drama hai Aree aaj to teachers day hai! Aao milkar gaye ALL Baar Baar Din Ye Aaye, Baar Baar Dil Ye Gaaye Aap Jiyo Hazaaron Saal, Ye Meri Hai Aarzoo {Happy Teachers Day To You}