189 ways to say 189 say FUCK FUCK YOU or lets bone!

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1. You should learn to count binary on your fingers. 189 = 176 + 13 which is 1011 1101 in binary if you represent this number by using you thumb as ground each connection or 1 is a finger touching your thumb. 2. Fa_koo! 3. Tell them to go to Florida University in other words F U!! 4. Use this Italian signal... pull one eyelid corner down with a finger. 5. Use and upward scratch on your neck like shaving. (Works good with your middle finger)

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6. Send them this picture of President Obama. Note: this photograph is used for educational purposes under the Freedom of Information Act. Its my act of freedom. 7. Write them a letter in size 27 font. F=6; U=21; F+U=27 Note: This entire book is written in size 27 font with some exceptions. 8.Use sign language... you've probably seen or used this before. (See #6.) 9. Write FUCK YOU in all capitals using alt+19 for the double exclamation marks.

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10. Say I am a magician and I will turn you into the 6th letter of the alphabet. FU!! *Uses middle finger like a magical wand. 11. Buy/Steal and give this book to someone you dislike as a present or a fucking joke. 12. Say I have One Hundred Eighty Nine ways to tell you to Fuck Off. Explain/Show them 13 in binary with your right hand then add 176 with your left. 189! 13. Do the Jack in the Cracker Box where you mimic carnival music while slowing lifting your middle finger and rotating an imaginary crank with your other hand. 14. Give the gift of toilet paper and/or TicTacs and tell them You stink, FUCKER!

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15. U = 21; U-O = 21-15 = 6 = F; So, I F'd U. 16. Buy the FUCKER a gift card and spend all the money on it. Then give the empty card to someone you despise. If they complain tell them you gave them what they deserve, Nothing. (It's the thought that counts...) 17. You are a DICK and an Asshole so go FUCK yourself. 18. Wanna do the grown up? Lets fuck. 19. Sit on my lap lets talk about the first thing that pops up... wanna fuck? 20. Here's a couple of words I can't spell without U... like BUST a NUT and FUCK. (and YOU) 21. Want a turn on? FUCK OFF. Wanker.
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22. Turn the other cheek, Your FUCKING butt cheek, asshole! (See #163.) 23. FUCK YOU! Butt monkey. Swing from someone else's ball sack. 24. I wish you were a car then I'd smash that bumper like a pinball. Rear-ended! FUCK yEah 25. Go get/find some other booty, FUCKING ASS PIRATE! 26. Here's some Vaseline, FUCKER! 27. You mother FUCKER! (MILF?also kin to Mother Trucker!) 28. You Fucking Mistake. (SOB ;,{)
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29. FU! Bu-quief-y Bu-cacki Face 30. Efficacy is... how quickly I get to F what I see. 31. If If has 'I' and 'f' I'm just missing U. So if 'U' would.... [{So IcanFU: optional}]. 32. Fa ugg you! 33. You're FUCKING Fa-UGLY! 34. Lets Bone Doggie Style. F yeah! 35. Frack you. (credit to respective TV show) 36. Ph ka you! (Ph is Vietnamese soup is pronounced: faa)

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37. [{La Ti}:optional] Do Re Me FAK YOU! (better when you learn the musical notes. Alt+13 or Alt+14 ) 38. Fuck, I wanna kiss you on your lips the ones between your hips. (the em dash is alt+0151 or en dash alt + 0150) 39. Pet my Duck, Fickle. 40. That thong is on crack and it's coming down. FUCK Yeah! 41. Sometime today! Fuckhead!/Fucktard! You are so slow it will probably take a decennium to decipher the word Fuck, F-U-C-K you Idiot! (Parse that, arse.) 42. F.U.C.K. Feel Uterus! Connectible Kindred.
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43. Fiddle me this, RUCKER! 44. Ride the rooster, Dick Head. 45. FUCKING, Dick Heads! (notice the two meanings...) 46. You FUCKING, ASS-WHORE! 47. FUCK OFF, you crunchy taco ass, SLUTNUGGET with cheese on the side. 48. F.U.C.K. O.F.F. Feeding Underfed Calico Kittens Other Foolish Felines. 49. F.U.C.K. Fuck yoU Countertops in Kitchens

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50. Would the opposite of Fuck off mean that we get the Fuck on or get our fuck on? 51. I would say FUCK YOU but I don't want anyone to get Herpes/ HerpeTitusV. 52.Get the FUCK ON, Go on, Get Gone 53. I wouldn't FUCK you with a 10 inch pole. [{Even with a fucking condom and a trash bag over it.}:optional] 54. FUCK you and your duck with ducktape. 55. SOFA KING IS SO FUCKING AWESOME 56. You FUCKING, Son of a bitch! (my mom called my brother that once) (see #28.)

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57. Flip someone off (sign language see #6. and #8.) then tell them Stick this up your ass and spin on it 58. Fuck off, eat shit, and die... and while you're at it bark and the moon, you bitch. (my dad said this to my mom once) 59. FUCK OFF! SHOE! Don't make me show you where the word comes from... *shakes shoe enraged 60. You FUCKING SUCK! 'U' are in cum like vacuum. And cum is in you like Slut. 61. If you can't think of a pickup line Fucking crash into their car, when you exchange info then you'll get their number for sure.

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62. I should give you a fucking pearl necklace you bloody tampax/poker faced chicken choker. 63. [fuck_u] in/'n' facebook 64. I want to FIX you; By replacing I with U I can FUX you. (Palmella's for Borat... I want to see Paris Hilton's kinkajoo HOT eh Dog on a HOT eh DOG!! P+H=24 P*H=128) 65. Do RE Me Fa So La Ti (Do me, Fa'So Lady) Fuck YA! 66. FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! You like to talk SHIT? You corny, FUCKING PEE-NUT

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67. #@&! YOU (Censorship FUCKING sucks... I recommend pictures of coconuts, pineapples, headlights, fish/tacos, bananas, hotdogs, sausages, burritos, peaches... instead of black blocks ) 68. I'm like So FUCKED its like I have to retake my final in my Sex Ed class. (MK3 Finish Her! - whoopsie) *brakes condom 69. There's like 69 ways to get the fuck on, or get your fuck on, I think we should practice more from the Karma Sutra. 70. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITDY FUCK, FUCK FUCK! (Is that a Haiku?) 71. I am not fucking talking to you, you fucking ass! (Funniest with an accent)
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72. Faock That! (master that diphthong see #40.) 73. FUCK IT! I don't give a shit... oh wait maybe I do; I leave it in the toilet and call it poo; If I really did, I'd throw it at you like a monkey at the Zoo. *Oo Oo Ah Ah AH AH! So don't say I don't give a shit cause I do, doo! [{Doo Doo! Get it?}:optional] 74. When someone tells you Fuck that tell them: You wish you could fuck that. 75. You put the CUNT in Country so FUCK YOU and your C'untry!

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76. My motto is FUCK IT run me over with your FUCKiNG BuCKET! (lyrix by a member of suicidal ridaz; underground) 77. Fuck you! You take the 'N' out of FUN, so FU! ( Tonight we are young... so lets set this world on fire Your Sex is on Fire I smell sex and champagne ) 78. F.U.(C.K.) Females Unite! (Cunts Keigal-ly) 79. The Fe in female stands for Iron. So eat lead like fecal matter, Fucker! (Pb and Ky Jelly... yuck. Iron-Man)
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80. I'm a fucking idiot, I thought it would be more romantic if I used roman candles for a candlelit dinner. (At least you could say there were fireworks between you two. Yeah, the sex would have been on fire!) 81. F with a J is B, so lets Fuck with a J for a Buck. *smokes afterward (--benjamin;) 82. We're Scam 'n' in the back of an SUV. We're Scam 'n', I hope you like Scam 'n' with me (Fuck yeah Bob Marley Cover) 83. F.U.C.K. Five Uncovered Coochie Kisses 84. Fuck it, don't cluck it, Chicken Shit.

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85. You always fuck it up... (That's what your girlfriend/mom said) 86. Fuck YeAh! Fuck YeAh (chix say this the best) 87. Sometimes life can be more than a fistful, Fucking; take it like a man. it

88. Fucking Hitler Book Nazi Librarian Teapot Head. German Cockroaches Unite. (look up the Hitler Teapot Picture) 89. Fuck, there's a glitch in the dominatrix... Alan Cummings was like 'Nike, 'Nike ( Just doing it) 90. F.U.C.K. Formerly Understated as Clit Killer
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91. Fu F to the power of U. (FUCK)YOU 92. My boyfriend fucked me up and he'll FUCK YOU up too! 93. Mountain Dew Step one and Step Two Mount and Dew, Do the Dew! (This deserves the lifetime supply of Mountain Dew award) 94. F youtube. 95. What the FUCK is UP!? Hard dicks and airplanes and chickens' asses when they eat. [{Looks like your up too. Which one are you?}:optional] (Thanks to my ex Cory for that one.

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96. When someone says That's fucked up: Would you rather be fucked up or piped down? (Or piped up and so fucked up you need to lay down? Or both; Fucked up and piped down.) 97. Lets Scooby Dooby Do it! 98. Fuck, if you are what you eat!?; I'm gonna be a vagitarian. (I guess that's a fish diet). 99. When someone says Fuck that tell them: (a) Sure! Anytime. (b) Not in my lifetime. (c) I wish! (d) Ready when you are! (e) OK!

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100. Faa-uckK! That smaARTs I'm lurning lurning aahh! It lurns!! Aaahhhh it La'URNS!!OK I lurned, I FUCKeN H8 skool! Ple-EASE don't teach Meh (Intuition education without tuition... internetLikes++;) 101. You fucking dog, Fuck you 101 times like Dalmatian doggie style: Fuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck
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YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFuck YouFUCK YOU 102. I forgot how many times I said Fuck you to you! Well times that by Infinity (*) 103. Lazy Ape Shit Ass Couch Crouton Krusty the Fucking Clown Cracker Jacking MasterCluckin-Mastercheifing-Masturbator!

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104. Polly want a crack in the FUCKING FACE!! (Even James bondo can't help you humpidy dump-it-ty) *cue superhero: ThiS LOoKs LiKe a JoB foR PlaStiK SuRgEoN! 105. FUCK You! I'll rip you a new one. (The guards sure are nice in America. Protecting and Serving Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner and all fu 602 it) 106. Use sign languange or ASL. (also see #6. and #2)

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107. You foo-king Idiot!! You put the Fooking dumb in free-dumb and then celebrate Foo-king terrorist day and call it patriot day. *Cue Indian dude! (lets all forget Constitution day Sept. 17th and completely ignore the constitution... all in favor say aye aye yayaeye!!) The red and white bars on the flag represent the first 13 prisons and the bloodshed when the white people killed the Indians. The stars are all the people locked up in a blue jumpsuits in prison cells or in bird cages. See the white man comes from a place where they were prosecuted so they left in order to burn all the witches and kill Indians and eat turkey... Hungary should watch out too! Because I think they are already there.

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108. Get someone's picture and photoshop it!

109. You're like one of those fucking minions from despicable me; You like Chiquita bananas! Take it, you monkey ball.
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110. Get a dictionary then write the persons name under the word fucker and show them.
David Firth

111. Triple Asshole Licking Salad Fingers plush toy Tossing Fucking pooey cornflake. Cue* Toby Keith (I don't know how your put your right foot in or take your left foot out... But, doing the hokey pokey. That's what its all about ) 112. Fill up a cup with piss and offer it to the FUCKER saying want a cup of apple juice. (I still owe my brother for this one... ~ Eww, red solo cup)

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113. Fuck [all of] you! I'll pee on you like Blind Melon and fucking rename my band to Public Urination and cover Penal Code 311 singing Amber's the color, of your pee! *crowd yells: P.U.! P.U. 114. FTC. FTW. 115. FUCK YOU! Fuck you! (openOffice is a good text editor, I wrote this book with libreOffice.) Colors are symbolic emotions peanuts comix are good examples.
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(WTF? Look it up) fu Use callouts.

FUCKYOU!!

116. Use special characters;.run>charmap: Fuck You Font: OpenSymbol sz: 127

If you want get this symbol you could 1)open wordpad and 2)Type E023 in wordpad and 3)highlight it and press alt+X. Or try insert> special character in your writing software. Make sure its Capital 'E' & openSymbol font. 117. You could always fucking Flash someone the Fish Swimming under the Moon or the Rocket Blasting off the Moon while using your middle fingers to pull apart your butt cheek. (Yeah, I know the moon's cheesy)
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118. FUCK YOU more than Bill Gates! He should rename his company, Microsoft, to TinyFlaccid and the next version of Windows should be called Backdoors because I'm sure it will fail penetration Testing. So shove the longhorn. (Microsoft: 13+9+3+18+ 15+19+15+6+20 = 118) (If this isn't funny to you it's because you don't know that backdoors are intentional hacks in programming; Penetration testing is hacker lingo for hacking. Or maybe you don't know that flaccid means LimpBizkit) (pwned *Cue Boom Headshot!)

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119. My dog is fucking smarter than you! She can lick her own asshole! I think you'll get shit on your fingers then stick your thumb in your mouth. [ optional phrases: (a) Shush little baby don't you cry momma/papa 's gonna sing you a lullaby (b) Don't be such a baby. (c) Ups, looks like you shit yourself. (d) Aww, you wet yourself? Everybody makes mistakes.... (e) pwned. (f) somebody's got a soggy diaper! (g) don't get your panties in a bunch... I'll buy you pull ups. ]

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120. Write Fuck you in a different Font: Webdings: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) Wingdings: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) Wingdings 2: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) Wingdings 3: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) Symbol: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) MS Reference 1: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase)
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MS Reference 2: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) Curlz MT: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) Jokerman: FUCK YOU (all caps) fuck you (lowercase) Matisse ITC: FUCK YOU Papyrus: FUCK YOU (You can probably download cool fonts like runes from J.R.R. Tolkien books or make your own fonts with open source software: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!! Fuck You fuck YOU!! Fu FUcK yOU!!)
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121. Fuck, if you were a new car I'd take for a test drive/joy ride. optional phrases: (a) Can we do it at night? I want to check out your headlights. (b) I don't wanna shock you. I'll do the McPherson strut and test out your rear end. (c) I'll white wall you/make sure you get white walls so long as: (i) you don't brake my master cylinder. (ii) your not a total wreck (iii) don't smoke. (d) Look Honey! I just got back from the Body Shop! Check out my new headlights! Upgrade! (e) I'll back right up into your frontend (f) I'll put sugar in your 'as-tank. (u) I've been known to burn rubber. (g) Jiffy Lube it or lose it *breaks rubber
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122. I will shove this fucking finger so far up your ass you will ask me to pull out my .22 and put you out of your fucking misery while wishing that I had a 32 special/an AK47. 123. (Plain White T's Melody: I love you) There's more than one way, two say, fuck you! Fa-uhk Ya-u! Theres only one thing, two do, three ways to Fa-uhk Ya-u! (In your three holes OR your face, your fingers, and your phallus!) 124. Say fuck like a chicken cluck: Fak, Fak! Fak Fak Fak FakFak! 125. Spend $1.25 on a soda bottle (like MntDew) and as your drinking it front of the Fucker tell them I'll save you the bottle so you can stick it up your fucking ass!

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126. I wanna go north then go south, here take my cumpass. "Let me see" /"Check out" the east and west mountains and the valley. (I'll try not to pun_ish my readers again) Note: This action is called 12-6ing; Going north then south. Fuck yeaH! Fuck YeAH

FUCK YOU!! !!UOY KCUF

127. FU

want to fuck you up and down !!

128. Say I want to FUCK YOU royally! (Like doing Paris Hilton at the Hilton while watching her leaked porno in dubai and scooby dooby doing it). 129. Snickers Ad: Horny?; Why wait? Break me off a piece of that, Kitty Kat (*Cue ButterFinger)
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(LiquorAssassin&RubberButt'erFingers'R' in my mouth. Ever wonder why the prince kisses the princesss hand I think he probably kisses the fingers she masturbates with.) 130. Before I dare say fuck you!, have a ba'day, Maddam/Mountain Douche! *Cue English Gentleman OR FUCK YOU! erstwhile: Have a Ba'day Mountain Douche (Yes, I know that one's bloody rotten!) 131. Fuck; I'm just trying to get a Poke c'mon. Just a Pichachu?; A Pika Pi? I choose you! Squirtle, Squirtle! Pet your kitty? MEEOW Jiggly-BUTT!! Jig-al-ly!
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132. Get a bottle/can of Mountain Dew and set it in front of someone and tell them to read it. When they say mount and do you say Sure! But first you got to take off your clothes. Some optional phrases: (a) and bendover. (b) That's better than Cherry Pop! (c) Lets play spin the bottle! (d) First, you got to shake it! (e) 'um it tastes good! (f) Its better than KY jelly and pop rocks! (g) Lets get pop 'n'! / Pop it in! 133. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Goose! When saying this you could: (a) Tap their head 3 times then tap yours. Which one?; you decide. (b) Tickle them 3 times then touch the untouchables or titty twist. (c) say You! instead of Goose!
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134. *Cue Bond and some asshole at the bar Here's a buck fellow, It'd probably be better if we both keep our mouths shut... Then you could make an f out of that b. *walks away -monologue I probably should have saved my two cents 135. You broke as fuck! I'll brake your ass you Fuck! STOP! Break the bank you idiots. Just get out the car. You got a lot of work to do. Later... Fuck, I forgot my wallet pick up the tab for me will ya! You' break'n the fuck'n bank alright... HoT Dog! Look what I just found, don't worry guys I'm buying, today. Hey, wha-what's that... That's my fucking wallet! Ninja! Don't be so cheap. I'm gonna brake your ass! My ass is on the line reel'r in!
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136. Click, I just fucking hung up on you! Why are you still on the line? Talk to my ass! (did you just fart I think your talking shit) 137. When you get a fucking call from a Telemarketer put the phone on mute and walk away. Please Hold. 138. You see this 38 Special, I'm gonna fuck you with it; And this isn't the time for safe sex. But either way you're gonna get bagged. Which will it be?; Paper or Plastic? *Cue Vince Vaughn (One Thirty Eight Special coming up!) 139. Fucking fast food loogie hawking mystery meat-headed junkie! If you knew what's good for you, you'd be stuffing your face full of cumquats. *Cue Meatwad (ATHF)
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(here's where I advertise the Mr. Potato Head Mr. Pothead and Couch Potato Head outfits) 140. I should drink a 40 and crack your head with the bottleYou think that will fucking knock some sense in you! Or should I hammer in a few pennies! 141. You're worthless than a fucking half cent! You're like a farthing. Waif-ing about! I should quaff your noggin! 142. See these shiny new pennies, that's what you are... *throws pennies on the ground I am the shoe that steps on those little nuisances (newcents) and they stick to my shoe when there's gum stuck to it; dirty little fucks just like you/your wife/mom/spouse. *clicks nostrils to side with thumb (keep your nose clean)
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143. Fucking Asshole DisCharge! Hershey Squirt, Slutnugget Uzi, Dingleberry eating, Bu-quief! Crab infested Crustacean! (Eat at Joe's) 144. I wish my foot was big enough to kick to you in the ass and the head at the same time. Don't fucking try to quash with Sasquatch! *Cue Bigfoot Clown Shoes 145. I fucking missed you mommas! OR I fucking missed you papas! I fucking missed you ______________
loveable noun/pronoun

146. Ass-Dick-Fuck-Faced, fluorescent sea scum licking radioactive aged penis micron! (Venus stuffing!)
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147. Fucking Rock on!! OR You fucking Rock!! [{bra!!}:optional] 5th Fret ADGBEA (I remember the fretboard with the Mnemonic Bad Expert: Angler Dogs Get Cat Fish repeats for sharps A#D#G#C#F#) This works for all the plus 5 notes which are the first 3 strings and last 2 strings; in standard tuning you tune with 55545 or with the following tab:

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148. Fuck you! I should Assault and Pepper Spray you then cook you up and feed you to Hannibal Lector. You're gonna fry Fucker! No chance in hell even if it freezes over; And when pigs fly their taking your ass back home in helicopters. (see #156.) (CA PENAL CODE 148) 149. Fuck! I would walk thru hell with gasoline panties on just to be with you (Credit to Donna H.) 150. Fuck wanker! You fucking, dick!! Fuck ______________!
Phallus

OR OR

Note: is pronounced micro don't forget nano and pico. (This one is for you Microsoft! see #118)
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151. Fuck, I need a bump, I could pound that like a forty and drink you up like rum. (Put the rum in rump; Bacardi 151) 152. Do you have any _________________________ in you?; Want some? 153. Suck it up and Fuck it! OR Fuck it and suck it. 154. I'll trump that rump! Take it upside down like this black heart stick that thorn up your ass, FUCKER. ( alt+6ing it ) 155. Ooo, I'm so fucking Sorry...! If it doesn't make [sense] to you; It might make $. I am sooo fucking sorry you're not bright- me happy you mad
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Ethnicity/Nationality

156. Fork You! Porker!

(see #148.)

157. Is that a fucking um-pa lumpia in your pocket or you just happy to see me!

158. The function of you is less than or equal to the summation of m from negative infinity to positive infinity of the natural log of me-3 over you plus pie which is equivalent to pwned.

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159. I'm gonna rub you out like a genie lamp; When you cum out I get three wishes! Wish 1: ____________________________ Wish 2: ____________________________ Wish 3: ____________________________ 160. I should fucking put you in an oven, distill your spirit, drink you up, and then piss you out on your mom's gravestone. 161. When I fucking die drink a forty and piss on my grave. (thx dad!;189 Fucking asshole!) 162. Make a copy of the stationary fuck you border on the next pages. You have my permission & white out the page number
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163. The next time I turn the other cheek, it won't be my butt cheek; It will be the eagles head mother fucker! (see #22.) 164. I want to take you, somewhere over the fucking rainbow! And bury you under a tree! I want to take you I wanna take you SOMEWHERE OVER THE FUCKING RAINBOW (See #181.) Note: Try to clicking on texts. OR I wanna take you I want to take you THE FUCKING RAINBOW

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165. I guess my dick is fucking community

property because you can only take half of it. 166. Did you ever fucking wonder why don't they don't box marshmallows it's because some graham cracker said want S'more then some chocolate smeared them both. 167. Japanese Katakana: fu a ka yo u! Fu ka ki yo u! Note: this is an attempt and phonetic translation... it might mean something else put it thru a translator. If you want to type Japanese or if you see rectangles you'll need to install foreign language packs. (j11p28n43s67 which is encrypted like f27c41 y40u I'm working on a new cipher).
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168. Japanese is so fucking coor![cool, lol] You can fucking haidoken text around like force push in star wars by holding ctrl + spc.
g u m i

Note: This even worked with rubies in libreOffice!

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169. If you were my hostess, I would ask you to suck out the cream filling from my twinkie while I called you a Ho'Ho' and you ate Ding Dong. And then cums the Snowball, Strawberry Shortcake. Or do you prefer cream pie? OR If I were your hostess, I would suck out the cream filling from your twinkie while you called me a Ho'Ho' and I ate Ding Dong and Got Snowballed, cupcake. And could you take a Sherrie on top? 170. Fuck you!, Quagmire morass! Quondam: Condom *gigiddy gigiddy

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171. F.U.C.K. Fix Ugly Colored Kittens (This is Dog Barker reminding you to spay you or neuter your cats or I'll eat them.) 172. You know your fucked when... (a) you wake up and your butt feels wet. (b) you are too broke to file bankruptcy (c) you burn to much rubber and (1) you get a ticket (2) the condom brakes (3) you have to go to the hospital for smoke inhalation (d) you get raped or robbed and can't afford a new phone, replacement ID's, insurance, or clothes to go to a job interview (e) that cigarettes not getting burned you are
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173. Fuck you in your sleep and in your dreams! zzz FzzzzzUzzzzzzzCzzzzzKzzzzzU zzz OR [{I'll}:optional] fuck you in your dreams and in your sleep!

The fucking words:

174. STAND do you

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FUC KYO U!

MY MOUTH

(ode to pulp fiction)

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175. So you wanna be a fucking dick, I guess I'll add some salami to a knuckle sandwich. (I oughta fist that tuna fish sandwich and eat it up) 176. FUCK YOU OR I'll Fuck you underwater! 177. Act like you're sneezing and say fauck you! (Like ach-oo) 178. I'll blow your head off! Well, fuck me!; I might just splatter on your face, won't I. 179. F.U.C.K. Y.O.U Feeble Underling, Come Kiss Your Oligarchs Unmentionables.
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180. F.I.C.O. Fuck International Corporations/ Companies Outstandingly Fuck Ignorant Consumers On-time (MoneyShot) 181. Write Fuck you in rainbow colors: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! (see #164.) (Buy my bumper stickers!!: try ebait [ebay it] rainbow power, never surrender! Liquor Assassin will get you hooked.)

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Done Deed Mr. TaxMan (move to MN?) Bill Gates' Microsoft(See #118) Table F: You Fuck'r 182. FUCK YOU on that table and this one.
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FUCK YOU Name: (ex. John Doe )

WANT TO FUCK YOU Name: (ex. Paris Hilton) Base Table U: Fucked Record
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183. Fuck you fucker I'll shove this pie chart in your face!

Fuck you discretely

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184. Connect the dots:

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185. Use Wordarts or FontWorks:

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186. I should've dedicated this book to you, ________________,

FUCKER'S Name (pronoun)

but instead I'm dedicating this picture to you:

Photo courtesy of 189 ways to say Fuck You

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187. YOU MURDER FUCKER! (Battle Royale should use this as a Slogan) 188. Fuck you, I will talk some more shit in morse code. CAA ca CAA ca CAA CAA ca CAA ca CAA ha ha ha ha ha HAA! 189. And fuck both our dads; When you die dad I should get a tattoo of a toilet that says FUCK YOU JOHN. Rest in piss. (see #161) *cue Homer Simpson

O M G !

Fuck you, John D'oh!

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epilogue: FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT DON'T LIKE MY BOOK!! When you take the Free from Freedom that's just plain DUMB. Because of you Democracy is hypocrisy! Your fucking economy needs Prozac and Zoloft's. Zoloft should make a vibrator so you could fuck yourself. And further fuck Moron 5 and fuck America, for not protecting free speech and standing up for our rights. I hate this country more than Adam Levine. If I could I would shove this book up your ass then pull it out and shove it down your throat. To bad its in digital format, and I can't print it right now, so I guess you'll have to settle for a thumb-drive suppository.

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Bonus #1337

Turrets Song by LiquorAssassin Turrets, I'll Tur-rets-ya a lesson: Turrets like shooting hum-vee jumping over you while you're being humped like red vs. blue. Diarrhea out your mouth like shits saying Fuck, Dick, Bitch I don't give a shit! Lorain Bobbet your dick! Better run quick! Running with a needler and a pulse gun... better keep on hiding ain't no where to run. Driving over you like a ghost from halo 2. Zoom. Plasma on your back, I just got a killtack! I thought I let you know that, as soon as you respawn I'm on you; Turrets spitting bullets right at you. Saying Fuck, Dick, Bitch I don't give a shit! Eat This! Whore, Nut, Slut! Douche-Bag! I've had it Fag!! Quief, Nut-sack, Bloody Rag, Rubbing your face with my Pads... Making you eat my Tampax. Boom! HEADSHOT count 'r strike
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this! Seems like your always beneath my legs. Screaming One, Three, Three, Seven! I'm Elite Rank up top where it ain't no fun. CS I'll meet you in Steam. Surf while side strifing. BF2 C4 on your ride you know its me cause that's how I say hi!Exploiting I'll Prone back up into the carrier to steal the helicopter I'll be inside of it before all of ya. Str8 shooter looking up. How high keep it on the down low as I dive in spitting balas like turrets. Turrets, Turrets, spitting bullets bullets. Doubling it up just like that parentheses S he does a scratch screaming eat my snatch. Swallow my die-man! Saying Fuck, Dick, Bitch! I don't give a shit! Eat This! Whore, Nut, Slut! Douche-Bag! I've had it Fag!! Quief, Nut-sack, Hershey Squirt, Slut-nugget, Bloody Rag, eat my Pads... Making you suck it up and swallow. You just got pwned.
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BoneRus: Song Title: My Itinerary Artist: LiquorAssassin Are you tinking wat I'm tinkin'? We should go Beijing and life would be peachy king. So come on; Ho Chi Ming City lets go.Bangkok, Hanoi Ha Long Bay? Shanghai, Nagasaki long time. Kosimo Heroshima Hong Kong Taipei! Inchon Da Noong then Tianjin thats what I'm thinking. Tea and gin. Thats what Im tinking. So come away with me on my Itinary and we'll travel on the seven sea. My I-tin-orry come away with me. Me, Hungry? Turkey, Chile? Quebec! Canada that Toronto Bring your grandma! Alaska! You reary want chili!? Peru vit! I wanna Seattle! Bahama! go down, see Jamaica, me Happy! You don't need Niagara. Houston Washington Double That Bubble Bath!
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Boneus #1311

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Bonus # 1011 1101 Song Title: Suicidal Vampyre Artist: LiquorAssassin Move a stone slate off my sarcophagus; Rising three days later just like Jesus. With eyes blood shots like wine with stake hammered. Chew a clove of garlic then hope to die; Stick a thousand needles in my eye, as I stare into the mirror I'll wish I'll disappear or I'll turn into a bat and then fly right into Ozzy...coming at him like a kamikaze. Ask me why I'll say I don't know, maybe I'll sky write it with guano. As I fly by hella high! I'll walk the beach, with no sunscreen blazed, butt-naked not even wearing shades. When I'm on vacation I'll sleep inside a silver maiden and when she wakes up I'll bite her neck again. I'll baptize in holy water then invite a priest over for my dinner feast cross
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my fingers to my lips and we can spilt the byte; You'll be my nibble tits. And I'll keep my mouth zipped, plead the fifth. But, I'll take a whole case of silver bullets, of Coors please!! You can swallow some while I pound it. I got my red wings, breaking bread of the night, pan'nocha, seasoned right. When we called it a day and went our separate ways it dawned on me you got me hard as stone. Blue balling like three-and-a-half G's. Asses to ashes she was smoking hot shame she only left is a cigarette butt. Well fucked, blowing with the breeze.... Maybe you'll catch a cold and I'll make you sneeze. (See#177) (W.I.P. I need Adobe Creative Suite to legally release my music flash videos.)

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If you would like to show appreciation to the author, or in other ways aide and abet, the author has provided the following wish-list: 1) Froob T-Shirt (so I can bernewb it) 2) A Bikini or Shirt with Ling Ling saying Oh, Snap! from Drawn Together 3) A Salad Fingers Plush Toy by David Firth (1 autographed rusty kettle please) 4) The Vocaloid Software Collection from Yamaha (virtual date with Megumi?) 5) A legitimate license, not cracked copy, of The Adobe Suite so I can import my GIMP or Irfanview and audio files. 6) A Zoloft Vibrator all white with the LocoRoco character. 7) Oh yeah and a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew. Do the Do!

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About the author: The author says I am incredible and unbelievable! That's why no one believes me and I have no credibility. _ _ _ _

LiquorAssassin can be contacted through email by using the contact form on (www.bitsfit.com) All work appearing in this is subject to the disclaimers as life... if you do something be prepared to face the Judge. Everyone is guilty of crimes it's just prejudice enforcement of law. (I hope my Judge will be Mike Judge)
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Copyright 2k13 !Bitsfit Entertainment bitsfit. (www.bitsfit.com) Published by: Partial Publishing C/o Ember Autumn Rose Leona 4101 30th St. Suite B, San Diego CA, 92104 619.664.4845

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This book is the Anarchist Cookbook for the verbalist Hate Farmer. -self praise from the author Redonkulotarded!! It seems like this book was inspired by Haterraide so drink up! Its chicken soup for the soul purpose of mean-ness. -more self praise from the author.

189 ways to say Fuck for a buck!