1. Aapko Diwali Mubarak Ho, Aapki Diwali Mangalmaye Ho.. Kintu Parantu ..

I know its 2 early Bt I have thousands of beauties, hotties and smarties to wish So I thougnt to finish AunTies & UncLes 1st 2. Amitabh mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi kapoor mere paas maachis hai!
Manzilein bhi teri thi. Aur rasta bhi tera tha Ek tera pyaar paa lu, Bas yahi sapna mera tha. Mere sath rehne ki kasam bhi teri thi. Fir akela chod jane ka khayal bhi tera tha. Haatho me hath lekar Mujhe hasaane ki soch bhi teri thi. meri aankhon me aansu dene ka Silsila bhi tera tha.... Mein kyu yaha tanha reh gya? Mera dil sawaal karta hai... Kismat to teri thi... Par kya khuda bhi tera tha? Khuda bola: Use yaar bnane ki galti bhi teri thi. Us par yakeen karne ka khayal bhi tera tha... Use kyu gham hoga tere jane ka? Sacha pyaar uska nhi.. Sacha pyaar to sirf tera tha...

3. Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas HAPPY DiWALi 4. Mai Apna Mann Sirf Puja Archana Aarti Shradha Bhawana Me H Lagana Chahta Hu Apke Pados Me Koi Rehti Ho To Batao 5. This Diwali I M Sending You CASH: C-Care A-Affection S-Smiles H-Hugs * HAPPY DIWALI * 6. Krishna Ki Ukti Hanuman Ki Shakti Meerabai Ki Bhakti Ramchandra Ka Gyan Karan Ka Daan Einstein Ki Buddhi Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi Gandhi Ki Ahimsa India Ki Parampara Vajpayee Ki Maryada Nizaam Ki Sampada Michael Jordan Ki Salary Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem Sweetheart Ka Amarprem Microsoft Ke Share Rupiyo Ke Dher Tata Ke Senses Ambani Ke Licenses Birla Ka Bangla Daler Ka Bhangra Amitabh Ki Style Madhuri Ki Smile Shahrukh Ki Personality Aishwarya Ki Popularity Worldtour Ka Ticket Tendulkar Ka Wicket Administrator Ke Passwords

Jokes Ke Forwards Mercedez Ki Car Diamond Ka Haar Dher Saraa Pyar In this new year Wish you a Happy Diwali !!!! 7. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, 8. Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye DIWALI 2010" Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. 9. Aapke life mein mithaas ho Cadbury jaise Rounak ho Asian Paints jaise Mehak ho Axe jaise Tazgi ho Colgate jaise Aur tension-free rahe Huggies jaise! Happy Diwali 10. This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) ****** **HAPPY** *DIPAWALI* .***.
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