A Dog On the Bed

By Elton Camp Kevin was inordinately fond of his hound So it was in his bed the canine was found Even after Kevin got married Still in the bed the dog tarried His wife said, Im tired of odor and fleas. Get that dirty mutt off of our bed, please! So Kevin reluctantly told his wife okay But the dog continued sleeping that way She spit out, Hes more important than me. So its in the guest bedroom that Ill be. You can come a visit me there, But dont bring that bag of hair! Because the dog scratched with his feet Kevins surrender of the bed was complete To the dog alone the bed was kept It was on the floor that Kevin slept His wife ran away with his college friend Such devotion to a dog his marriage did end

Idiotic dog owner