In light-drab coat, smart waistcoat, well-darn'd hose, Andhat upon his head, to church he goes; As oft, with conscious pride, he downward throws A glance upon the ample cabbage rose That, stuc in button-hole, regales his nose, He en!ies not the gayest "ondon beau#$ In church he taes his seat among the rows, %ays to the place the re!erence he owes, "ies best the prayers whose meaning least he nows, "ists to the sermon in a softening do&e, And rouses 'oyous at the welcome close$ (ane Austen Mock Panegyric on a Young Friend In measured !erse I'll now rehearse The charms of lo!ely Anna) And, first, her mind is unconfined "ie any !ast sa!annah$ *ntario's lae may fitly spea Her fancy's ample bound) Its circuit may, on strict sur!ey +i!e hundred miles be found$ Her wit descends on foes and friends "ie famed ,iagara's fall; And tra!ellers ga&e in wild ama&e, And listen, one and all$ Her 'udgment sound, thic, blac, profound, "ie transatlantic gro!es, -ispenses aid, and friendly shade To all that in it ro!es$ If thus her mind to be defined America e#hausts, And all that's grand in that great land In similes it costs -- *h how can I her person try To image and portray. How paint the face, the form how trace, In which those !irtues lay. Another world must be unfurled, Another language nown, /re tongue or sound can publish round Her charms of flesh and bone$ (ane Austen