CORPORATE TALK

OLD PHRASE
No fucking way
Youve got to be shitting me
Ask me if I give a fuck
Its not my fucking problem
Who the fuck cares
What the fuck
Fuck it, it wont work
When the fuck do they epect me
to do this
Fuck it, Im on break
!es got his head up his ass
"at shit
"at shit and die
"at shit and die motherfucker
"at shit and die bitch
What the hell do they want from
me
Why the hell didnt they tell me
this sooner
#iss my ass
$hove it up your ass
%his &ob sucks
Who the hell died and made you
boss
'low me
You bitch from hell
$uck my dick
'ig fucking deal
NEW PHRASE
Im not certain thats feasible
(eally
)f course Im concerned
*erhaps you should check with +
I wasnt involved with that pro&ect
Are you sure its a problem
Im not sure I can implement this
*erhaps I can work late
Ill get right to it
!es not familiar with this
problem
You dont say
"cuse me
"cuse me, sir
"cuse me, maam
%hey werent happy with it
Ill try to reschedule that
$o you would like to help with it
I dont think you understand
I love a challenge
You want me to take care of this
I see
You are so precious
!ave a nice day
%hat doesnt appear to be a
problem