Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything

beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U
must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Geeta mein likha hai?

are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega
to dhoyega kab?

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi
aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?

Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha
naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.