ek lrka ek larki

aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

When u feel lonely

and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

Three types to break mirror:

1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,

After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D

Never say u r happy when u r sad..

Never say u r fine when u r not ok..
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
Never say u r alone when i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes for ever.

Red Rose: Love

Yellow Rose: Friendship

White Rose: Peace

Which Rose for you?
Nima Rose: Tan ki Durgandh Door Kare, De Taazgi

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I
was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
dats why I Love You
..

Tears are silent language of LOVE,

When tears come with reason

means u got some problem,

But when tears come without

reason means u r in LOVE.
???I?_?e?????? /?:- ?)??:-i?’?? ???????????!????$y’?. Aankain phaarr phaarr k keya dekh
rahe ho ? Jackie Chan ka sms aaya ta,forward kiya hai

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai. Girl:Thanx Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai
Girl:Thanx Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai. Girl:Thanx Boy:Phir Bhi Achi Nahi Lag
Rahi Ho …