MODERN MAHABHARATA

Sutradhar(background)- STORY LINE AND INTRO TO MAHABHARTA

Background music ( dhitrarastra ,gandhari entry)
Dhir.- gandhari ....... aaj to kaphi achi lag rhi ho....!!!!
Gandhari- woh to main hamesha hi lgti hu.......
Dhir.- nhi..... waise nhi...!!!
Gandhari- to kaise????
Dhir.- oh...tum samajh nhi rhi ho...!!!
Gandhari- ishhhhhh..!!...tum bhi na...aji.. tum to bade hi naughty ho gye ho...!!!
Dhir.- naughty to main bachpan se hi hun...!!!!
Background annoucement with music .....yudhistir entry....
Yudi- kamseen kanyao ko dekh kr bhi ...jiska man hain sdhir ....wahi hun main
yudhistir ....!!!
Background announcement with music...dushashan entry..
Dusha- maiN hoon dushashan....cheen lunga sabka aasan ......roz raat krta
hun main yog aasan......dushasan
...dushasan...dushasan.....ha..ha..ha..!!!!!!!!
Background announcement with music...arjuna entry...
Arjun jha bhi dikha dushman..wha maar deta hun dip 2...jisne bhi Dala
dropadi pe gandi nazar ...uska krta hun main ...beep ..beep ...beep...!!!
Background announcement with music...duryodhan entry with dance..
Duryodhan- jiska hain yeh saara dhan.....whi hun main duryodhan ..
Background announcement with music...bhim enrty with music..!!
Bhim sallu hu main...bhim mera naam...sona hain...khana hain..mujhe subah
shaam...saal main krta hun bas ek-do baar kaam..baki tym krta hu main bas
aaram....sallu hun main ..bhim mera naam.....beta bhim mera naam...
Background announcement with music...sakuni mama entry with dance..
Sakuni deva...re..deva...40 saal ho gye mujhe ..hockey ..sikhte hue......meri
taang toot gyi ..lekin sikh nhi paya....isliye mere bhanjo main ..hockey se jyada
jockey ka craze hain....!!!!
Dushashan- mamaji...jockey izzat bachati hain...par hockey nhi...!!!
Background announcement with music..nakul ,sahdev entry with dance
Nakul-sahdev- nanha-munha rahi hun....sabhi ladkiyon ka bhai hu....bolo mere
sang valentine ...valentine... valentine....!!!
Duryo.- bore ho rhe hain...chalo kuch khelte hain....!!!!
Every one- ha..ha...chalo kuch khelte hain....!!!!!
Dusha.- what an idea sirji.....!!!!!!
Yudi- bhim kya khele....????
Bhim- bhratashri kusti khelte hain...!!!!
Shakuni- nhi re baba.....jab dekho ladai jaghda....!!!!
Yudi- arjun tum batao....!!
Arjun- chlo shooting khelte hain....!!!
Shakuni- nakko re baba......!!
Yudi- mamaji to aap hi bta do kya khele...??
Shakuni- kabadi khelte hain....!!!!
Yudi- ok....
Shakuni- to bhanje kya lagao ge dao pe...????
Dury0- main apna saara rajya aur pure 1000 haathiyo ko daav pe lgata hun...
Yudi- main bhi apna saara rajya aur 1000 haathiyo ko daav pe lgata hun...
Kabadi match begins with background music...dushashan enter in pandav
area...and korava wins...
Dush- yeah .....hum jeet gye maama ji.....hum jeet gye....
Pandav shows pain
Duryo- ab pandavo ka saara rajya hamara hua....!!! bol y.d ab kya lagaoge dao
par...bolo...!!!
yudi- ab to dao pe lagane ko kuch bhi nhi hain ..hamare pass...!!!
Dush- kyu....woh..tumhari..roop naini dropadi hain ..tumhare pass...!!!
Bhim: dushashan(in anger) ......!!!!
Duryo: bol..y.d.. lagate ho dropadi ko dao pe...??
Yudi: nhi...!!
Dusha: please...!!
Yudi: nhi..!!
Dusha: please...!!
Yudi: nhi..!!
Dusha: please...!!
Yudi: nhi..!!
Dusha: abe to mahabharat aage kaise badhega..???
Yudi: thik hain....lagaata hun dropadi ko dao pe;;;!!!
Dusha: mamaji mujhe dropadi chahiye..!!!
Sakuni: ha..bhanje ha...!!!
Music begins...kabadi begins...bhim enter korav area...pandav loss..
Duryo: mama shri hum phir jeet gye....bolo y.d ab kya kaihte ho..???
Yudi: main ..jo bolunga.. sach bolunga ...sach ke siva kuch nhi bolunga..!!
Duryo: jao dushashan..jao...dropadi ko khich ke lao...aur hamari..jangha ..pe
bithao...!!!!
Dusha- jo aagya bhratashri...!!
Music begins....dushashan enter with holding dropadi saree...dropadi feel
shy..duryodhan joins dushashan harassing dropadi....music changes...pandav
fell embarrassed....!!
Bhim: bhai...woh meri bhi patni hain...
Yudi: thi bhim...ab to hum use haar chuke hain...murkh to yeh korav hain
jo..apni jeeti hue chiz bainjat kr rhe hain...!!!
Dusha- bhim..hum jeet chuke hain ise...ab dropadi hamari hain..
Arjun- bhaiya ..woh meri bhi patni hain....
Yudi- patni nhi...bhabhi....!!1
Arjun- bhaiya bhabhi hogi aapki...jeet ke to main laaya tha....!!!
Yudi- to kya hua arjun haara to main hun...aur haar ke jeetne wale ko yudhistir
kehte hain...!!!
Duryodhan- dushasan tu khich ....dropadi ki sari kheech....
Sutradhar- lecture
Dropadi- hey..paapi..dushashan..mujhe bhagwan ke liye chod de...kya mu
dikhaega tu logo ko..ki bhari shabha main tune ek naari ki izzat par haath
dala...itihaas tumhe kabhi maaf nhi krega..!!!!
Dusha- kuch fark nhi padega dropadi..aur roh...dekhta hu tujhe bachane
kaun aata hain...
Music begins media person enters
Reporter- chain se soona hain to jaag jaiye.....logo ne usko uksaaya..aur usne
apna saara dhan hi nhi... apni patni ko bhi daav pe lga diya....yeh kahani hain us
abla naari ki..jisne apne patiyo pe bharosa kiya..lekin use mila
kya..dhoka..dhoko aur sirf dhoka.....is abla nari ne..ek nhi ..do nhi..teen
nhi...balki paanch-paanch patiyo se shadi ki....aur uhone iski kadar na ki..aur lga
diya apne khwahisho ke liye isse daav par.....aaeye baat krte hain pandavo se..
Music begins pandav ..show embarrassment..
Repoter aapko kya lgta hai..kya hoga dropadi ka..agar aapko lgta hain ki
dropadi saari puri utar jaayegi to mobile uthaeye..aur type kre y aur send kr de
52525 pe aur nhi ke liye type n send kre 52525 pe....!!!!!
Repoter exit...music begins police officer sing saab the great enter
Singh saab : yeh kya ho rha hain??
Shakuni- dikhta nhi..dropadi ka chid haran ...
Singh saab- tumhari yeh himmat ...mere elake main ...meire permission ke bina
tum yeh nhi kr sakte...
Duryo- hum raaza hain..aur raja sare kaam apni marzi se krte hain ..sardar
ji..!!!!
Singh saab- oye...kanoon wewastha...bhi koi chiz hoti hain..kake....!!!!
Duryo- kanoon aur waiwastha.....yeh rha tumhara kanoon aur waiwastha
....jiski izzat aaj na jane kitne hi dushashan loot rhe hain.....!!!
Singh saab- to kya ...???? hamara commison bhi to mil rha hain...!!!
Shakuni- oh...to yeh baat hain....yeh lo...aur jao yha se...!!!
Shakuni give his mala to singh saab....singh saab exit...play pause..
Sutradhar- lecture...
Ghandhari slaps....dushashan and duryodhana....
Ghandhari- bas bahut hua..ab main apne desh ke kanoon ki tarah andha nhi
reh sakti, band kro yeh sab,
Sutradhar- lecture
Banner of women empowerment...
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