Monday, November 24, 2014

Mayor Jean Robb

City of Deerfield Beach
150 NE 1st Avenue
Deerfield Beach, FL 33441
RE: Donation of Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole
Mayor Robb;
The staff at MAOS (myactsofsedition.com) would like to donate an official Pabst Blue Ribbon
Festivus Pole to the City of Deerfield Beach.
As everyone knows, last years Festivus Pole, proudly erected in the Florida State Capitol
Rotunda, caused quite the international sensation and its coverage was featured on Fox News,
the Colbert Report, Daily Show, and by hundreds of news outlets, including Time Magazine,
the Washington Post, and the New Yorker.
With this donation, moving forward the City can erect my pole and proclaim the start of the
holiday season! Wed suggest the erection last longer than four hours perhaps say from
Thanksgiving to New Years. And as years before, it makes sense to plant the pole on the
grounds of Deerfields Fire Station #1.
Get ready for the airing of grievances and feats of strength.

Timothy Chaz Stevens

954-851-2273
PS Maybe youll consider a public proclamation thanking me for our generosity at the Dec. 2nd
meeting Heavens knows, youll personally need some good news and this could be a great
slight of hand parlor hand to deflect criticism away from your misdeeds.