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The great king meandered slowly out of the great people. He acted as if he wasnt even
aware of the current situation at hand. His plump figure was a site to behold in the womans lace
ball gown he was wearing. He finally tip-toed up to the podium, his six inch heels clicked all the
way up the stairs. He paused for a moment because he had forgotten what he was going to say.
After a few minutes, he had finally remembered what he had come there for. Youuh people
should not be such meanies. Iuhmm have strong reason tothink that Ronald McDonald, the
idiot who stands before us today is a witch! He has put all yous under a spell. My very own jester
has done this to us! The food he cooks you bends your uhmuhwills! It makes you become
in love with the food. Dont you peopleuhmsee the problem?! We are a slave to him, its
witchcraft! This is punishable by death! So Ronald McDonald must DIE!!!!
At this the corpulants were furious. WE LOVE RONALD! They chanted. These chants
continued only for a short time as they had already run out of breathe. But their chants had
terrified the king. D-d-dont yell at me! Stop being so mean! I will change my verdict right after
I change my pants. Said the king.. So the king did change is verdict, and yes his pants too. But
he had a trick up his sleeve. The kind placed Ronald as his private chef, instead of killing him.
This made it so McDonald could no longer sneak food to the corpulants. Instead, he could only
cook for the genius king. He no longer influenced the great number of people he did before. Now
he influences the most important person of them all. Ronald fed the king twelve meals a day. The
king became very addicted to Ronalds magic. He never stopped eating. All day long he stuffed
Big Macs and french-fries and mounds of grease into his mouth along with a diet coke. He felt as
if he needed to watch his weight. This happened for many months before the great King Daft
died of a heart attack. When the corpulants became aware of his death, they rescued Ronald from
the castle immediately. He became the supreme ruler of all the land. He forever had a firm grip
of all the corpulent people. But they did not care, as long as they could stuff their faces.
This is how the Ronald McDonald came to be. I told you I would use the truth, I firmly
believe this is the truth. As a matter of fact, there are still many descendants of the first
corpulants that McDonald still has control of. They still dont care. YOLO. McDonalds food is
just too good! It has the hearts of everybody.