Know thy PM:

*Wears a pinstripe suit during talks with Obama

having Narendra Damodardas Modi embroidered

*Believes that by pastic surgery an elephants head
can be placed over human body
*Makes Obama believe that he sleeps for just
3hrs/day
*Makes Obama believe that he survived a crocodile
attack
*Makes world believe that we used to have aircraft
flying from a country to a planet and could move
forward and backward both
* Makes world believe that Karna was not born out
of his mothers womb confirming that we knew
Genetic Science during those days

Sir, please dont make the world laugh at us!